From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Very Special Burglary

A lady we’ll call “L” writes:

Hi Heather,

I live on Humboldt and Grand, and my apt was just burglarized on Tuesday during the day. I dunno if it is related to this: http://www.newyorkshitty.com/williamsburg/?p=66597  – but thought it could be possible since it’s right down the street. Whoever broke into my place got away with my stuff though— including my 32” TV, 2 computers, and a whole bag of lingerie I’d just received as a bachelorette party gift!

Before I proceed I want to say I am very relived this woman was not home when this break-in came to pass. She is safe and sound. The previous having been written; a 32 inch television, two computers and lingerie? In the words of Major “King” Kong in Dr. Strangelove:

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Comments

2 Comments on From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Very Special Burglary

  1. rutila on Thu, 15th Sep 2011 3:24 pm
  2. Miss H, as much as I dislike reading about someone else’s misfortune, I must compliment your punchline.

  3. missheather on Thu, 15th Sep 2011 3:41 pm
  4. She definitely had a sense of humor about it— but still: break-ins in broad daylight. Not good.

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