Pubic Service Announcement

September 29, 2008 by
Filed under: Area 51, Greenpoint Magic 

All you Greenpointers out there whose cuffs and collars simply must match (or be colored in a fuchsia hue— and you know who you are) will be pleased to know the “new” Duane Reade at 893 Manhattan Avenue is selling betty beauty * products. Be advised that the price of perversity is a bit stiff: $19.99 plus tax.

Miss Heather

*I wonder if I could contribute a box of “fun betty” to Sarah Palin’s Vice Presidential campaign? If she goes “pink” I’ll vote red. Naturally I will demand photographic evidence that this has come to pass.

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2 Comments on Pubic Service Announcement

  1. bitchcakes on Mon, 29th Sep 2008 2:26 pm
  2. They won’t sell false eyelashes (the only thing I ever buy at Duane Reade) but they sell beaver dye?! I saw this product advertised in AM NY earlier this year and quite honestly, I am surprised there is even a market for this product – I was under the impression that we all landscape things often enough that there is nothing *to* dye.

  3. rowan on Mon, 29th Sep 2008 3:51 pm
  4. and if that happens, i’ll go pink top and bottom.

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