Fast Times on Freeman Street
Sometimes you can just look at the litter strewn on the sidewalk and know something really intense went down.
Case in point: what I found at the intersection of Freeman and West Street today.
I can only hope this was the result of some guerrilla prostrate exam initiative by the Department of Health. A 24 oz. can of Budweiser is laid as bait and, well, you can figure out the rest. For what it is worth, it looks like this dude put up one hell of a fight.
On top of losing his pants and his dignity, it would appear this chap might have lost his keys as well. If you’re listening out there my recently anal-probed amigo, you can collect them at the intersection of Freeman and Franklin Street.
Damn.
Miss Heather