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Riddle of the Sphincter
Question: If you live in Williamsburg and have your bike seized by the NYPD, what do you do?
Answer: Throw together an illucid art project making light of your plight and put it on Bedford Avenue.
See the above object? When I was an art teacher I would see at least one example of the above “Naked Barbie Doll Genre” per semester. Usually more.
Which is why I found students such the New Jersey Andrew Dice Clay Clone a breath of fresh air. Sure, all he did was paint insanely large breasted women and refer to his fellow students as “busted rubbers”* but at least he was entertaining.
Miss Heather
*Although I couldn’t say so at the time, I agreed with him.
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3 Comments on Riddle of the Sphincter
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rj on
Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 8:20 am
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missheather on
Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 8:23 am
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zoya on
Tue, 3rd Jul 2007 7:10 pm
I was browsing my wt aunt-in-laws ebay auctions and found her selling large lots of naked barbies. Evidently they are pretty common. This one could keep a hipster artist busy for months: http://cgi.ebay.com/90-Naked-Barbies-Barbie-Dolls-Kens-Must-See_W0QQitemZ120136956285QQihZ002QQcategoryZ15953QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Forget the fact its downright CREEPY. What happened to their clothes?
YOU PUT THE LOTION ON THE BODY!
Ninety! Naked Barbies! and Friends!
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