North Brooklyn Photo Du Jour: Southside Supper

March 26, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

southsidesupper

When I encountered this spot of al fresco dining yesterday evening I knew it was too exquisite to pass up documenting it for all posterity here on New York Shitty. As you can see all the necessities have been provided: a bowl, spoon, eggs, a 24 ounce can of PBR (smashed— not unlike the person probably consumed it) and a “mystery bag” which is undoubtedly filled with culinary delights of a very exotic nature.

Interested gourmands take note: this table for one is located at South 4th Street and the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. Best to place your reservation far in advance. I have little doubt this newest entrant to the north Brooklyn restaurant scene will be harder to get into than Nobu soon enough. Perhaps it’ll even get a Michelin mention? In any case I give this phat spread four stars.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Happenis On Metropolitan Avenue

March 26, 2009 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

happenis

hangthefucker

berniesgrill

Looks like someone decided to give Bernie a grill. NICE.

Miss Heather

TODAY: NAG Town Hall Meeting

March 26, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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This item was brought to my attention by my buddy over at Brooklyn11211. Among the items to be discussed at this meeting will be their North Brooklyn Story Project which, as it would happen, is still taking volunteers. Why not take some time out of your evening tonight and learn more about what NAG is cooking up for our community?

NAG Town Hall Meeting
March 26, 2009 7:00 p.m.
Swinging Sixties Senior Center
211 Ainslie Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

I can only hope the “Seedballs” project will be brought to the table. I realize this is sophomoric but I cannot read, much less write, this word without giggling like a school girl. Good times.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Photos Du Jour: Springtime In East Williamsburg

March 25, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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Union Avenue

myhouseisyourhous

Moore Street

jimjones

Graham Avenue

whosnext

mack

Humboldt Street

heartl

thefinger

Meserole Street

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Street Scenes

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Maspeth Avenue

orient-avenue-patriotnys

Orient Avenue

eastrivertattoo

Franklin Street

bankerstreet

Banker Street

englishonly

Manhattan Avenue

bqe

Meeker Avenue

nicksluncheonette

painting-supplies

5mph

Broadway

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Elvis Has Left The Building

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

elvisbuilding

From Rodney Street.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: One On One

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

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From North 6th Street.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Vernal Fur

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

beerdog

Greenpoint Avenue

furkid1

furkid2

Green Street

alteredbeast

pityparty

deer

doganddickchicken

North 6 Street

Miss Heather

Call For Submissions: Sex Cells

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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When I found an email about this open call at 3rd Ward I simply knew I had to pass along the good news here. To better understand my excitement, dear readers, follows is an excerpt from their online press release for Sex Cells:

In an age where vibrations announce flirtations in the form of text messages & conquests are captured with cell phone photos and video, 3rd Ward is challenging people to take it up a notch – a bed post notch!

This nationwide open call is a search for well-executed, erotic expressions made only with a cell phone. Videos, photos and texts will all be accepted. It’s time somebody showed sloppy celebrities and indiscreet politicians how it’s done. Redefine your phone.

The judges for this event are Chase Lisbon of Nerve and Ashlea Halpern of Time Out New York. The “most uniquely artistic, thought provoking and well-executed piece” will receive a $500 reward. Select submissions will be featured in 3rd Ward’s quarterly publication and all submissions will later be incorporated into a group show whose opening date— June 12th— has been selected to coincide with L Magazine’s Northside Festival.

There is no cost whatsoever to submit and the deadline is April 22. So get those knuckles ashufflin’ Greenpointers and send some electronic love (or abject lust) to:

cells (at) 3rdward (dot) com

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: SMOGO!

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

smogo

This sign— sporting what is arguably the best product name ever— hails (amusingly enough) from Meeker Avenue just an inhaler’s throw from the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. Smogo, where are you when we need you?

Miss Heather

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