Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Sweet Liberty

March 31, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

sweetliberty

I was sooooo happy to learn when I visited The City Reliquary last weekend that they have added this magnificently creepy old cake (which if my memory serves me correctly, hails from a bakery on Grand Street) to the collection.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Urban Fur

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

3leggedcat

Driggs Avenue

xmastree

neruda

Bedford Avenue

north9st

North 9 Street

bonita

sia1

Franklin Street

pensivepug

twopugs

weststreetpups

West Street

Miss Heather

Southside Photos Du Jour: Poo Poo Platter

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day, Williamsburg 

poopoo

Just in time for April Fool’s Day Spacecraft present their “make it yourself” Poo Poo Platter.

poopooplatter

As you can see some of it is rather convincing (note the presence of corn in the turd at far right. NICE.)— but there’s still no substitute for the real thing.

movingsale

I’m sorry I missed out on this moving sale. Furniture, books, CDs, DVDs, Vintage duds, cool stuff and an enormous pile of shit?!? These people have everything!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Blue Light Special

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

sofasleeper

This lovely sofa sleeper hails from North 5th Street just outside the Bedford Avenue Mall. A picture perfect location to rest your bones after a particularly rigorous bout of shopping or catch a couple winks before (re)commencing an especially arduous bar crawl. The possibilities are endless!*

Miss Heather

*Possible/probable bedbug infestation notwithstanding, of course.

North Brooklyn Photos Du Jour: Southside Sunday

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

whiterabbit

daffodils

mary

South 2nd Street

kinky

South 4th Street

pizzaandrestaurant

357

Bedford Avenue

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: American Vomit

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

analsex

From Bedford Avenue.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Word Of The Day

March 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

Chutzpah (IPA: /ˈxÊŠtspÉ™/) is the quality of audacity, for good or for bad. The word derives from the Hebrew word ḥuá¹£pâ (חֻצְפָּה), meaning “insolence”, “audacity”, and “impertinence.” The modern English usage of the word has taken on a wider spectrum of meaning, however, having been popularized through vernacular use, film, literature, and television.

In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame. But in Yiddish and English, chutzpah has developed ambivalent and even positive connotations. Chutzpah can be used to express admiration for non-conformist but gutsy audacity. Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as “gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible ‘guts,’ presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to.” In this sense, chutzpah expresses both strong disapproval and a grudging admiration…

Wikipedia

See: the following missive from Metropolitan Avenue between Union Avenue and Rodney Street.

—Miss Heather

remoteplease

So let me get this straight. This person saw fit to take the time to:

A. make and post fliers requesting that the “pretty” woman he saw leave a television on the curb* give him the remote control that accompanied it. Presumably for free.

B. set up an email address so in the event that the aforementioned woman…

  1. actually finds said fliers
  2. puts “2 + 2” together
  3. is not creeped out that this man knows what she looks like and
  4. decides to give this gent the remote control in question

…she can contact him.

Wouldn’t it have been easier simply to take down the make and model of said set and purchase an universal remote— or I am I missing something here? Thoughts anyone?

Miss Heather

*This is just plain creepy. Seriously.

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Iron Mike

March 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

ironmike

From Wythe Avenue.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Bad Idea

March 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

dollarstore

From North 11 Street.

Miss Heather

TODAY: Empty Cages Collective Hits Bedford Avenue!

March 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

homeyet

After the big success at last week’s adoption event (as of 4:00 p.m. they had FOUR adoptions pending!) Empty Cages Collective is hitting us up with another adoption event, this time right on Bedford Avenue! Lisacat writes:

Make your way to Williamsburg’s main drag to meet Empty Cages Collective’s wonderful cats looking for homes. The N.S.A.L adoption van will be parked on Bedford Ave at North 7th St, steps away from the Bedford Ave / L train stop. Adoptions require approved applicaton & adoption fee, all of our cats & kittens have been rescued from our Trap-Neuter-Return efforts in New York City, or rescued from AC&C’s kill list.

One such animal Empty Cages rescued from the “Euth List” is a little guy named Joshua. Follows is some footage where we get to watch him contentedly play with a catnip mouse while a volunteer tells his story!

In closing I would like to announce that Empty Cages Collective is one of four charities Robert Guskind’s  friends and family have selected to receive donations in his memory. Head over to The Gowanus Lounge for more details.

Empty Cages Adoption Event
March 26, 2009 12:00 – 6:00 p.m.
Bedford Avenue and North 7 Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

Miss Heather

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