Found On Union Avenue: Chance To Live In $7,000 A Month Apartment!
I’m not too sure how well this is going to go over in the heart of Bloomblightville, Brooklyn, 11211 but here it is. Wanna to live in a two bedroom, fully furnished “luxury apartment” in the West Village? Here’s your chance!
Per the rules no purchase is required. Interested parties can learn more by clicking here. Apparently you have to submit a 30 second video explaining why you should get it. I would strongly recommend anyone who was rendered homeless by the building collapse last month at 493 Myrtle Avenue enter and tell his (or her) story.
As for who is responsible for this piece of Darthitecture— given the mezzanine abuse I’m guessing Robert Scarano or Karl Fischer. Perhaps the folks over at Curbed can enlighten us?
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: $150 A Night On Landmark Block
Filed under: Williamsburg
Yes, a two bedroom apartment on Williamsburg’s only landmarked block (Fillmore Place) will set you back only $150.00 a night. It has two bedrooms but purports to sleep 4-5 people. Henry Miller (who once called this block his home) would be proud!
NOT.
It’s non-smoking.
Miss Heather
UPDATE: JULY 24, 2009; It would appear that Shannon is has become coy. Probably because what she is doing is illegal as hell.
P.S.: Anyone care to guess what “Shannon” is paying in the way of taxes for revenue she gets from these sublets? Oh yeah, check out this. And this (my personal favorite).
Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Bodega Love
Filed under: Williamsburg
From Metropolitan Avenue.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Urban Artifacts
Marcy Avenue, 11211
North 5 Street, 11211
North 6 Street, 11211
Leonard Street, 11222
Miss Heather
Southside Photo Du Jour: Groovin’ On A Sunday Afternoon
Filed under: Williamsburg
From South 3 Street.
Miss Heather
Williamsburg Slide Show Du Jour: Carny At Heart
Filed under: Williamsburg
From the Feast of Our Lady of Mount Carmel, July 18, 2009.
Miss Heather
Williamsburg Lust Watch: Grand Street
Filed under: Williamsburg
Of course the real pisser is with this flier being located in Williamsburg I cannot conclusively determine if its author is seeking sex or heroin. Maybe he’s looking for both? Otherwise I am not so much troubled by the fact this chap has dropped trou (that’s his way of laying out “the fly paper”) but the fact he’s wearing socks in bed. That’s about as romantic letting one rip while a woman is giving you a hummer.
Miss Heather
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