Spotted On Bedford Avenue: Bus With Benefits

Those of you who are in search of a tenement on wheels affordable housing might find this item of interest. Not only will $3,999 purchase you a school bus-cum-recreational vehicle (with food truck potential) but “Bessie (as she is lovingly called) has recently passed safety inspection, sports three beds; curtains for privacy; a fridge and “positive vibes” to boot. “Two fishing rods and gear” have been thrown in to sweeten the deal. Just think of the money you’ll save on rent, north Brooklynites!

WARNING/CAVEAT: While easy on the wallet the toll on one’s dignity, however, may be another matter altogether. To each their own, I suppose. Just PLEASE don’t release your sewage on my block.

We have enough problems here.