TODAY: NAG Town Hall Meeting

March 26, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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This item was brought to my attention by my buddy over at Brooklyn11211. Among the items to be discussed at this meeting will be their North Brooklyn Story Project which, as it would happen, is still taking volunteers. Why not take some time out of your evening tonight and learn more about what NAG is cooking up for our community?

NAG Town Hall Meeting
March 26, 2009 7:00 p.m.
Swinging Sixties Senior Center
211 Ainslie Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

I can only hope the “Seedballs” project will be brought to the table. I realize this is sophomoric but I cannot read, much less write, this word without giggling like a school girl. Good times.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Photos Du Jour: Springtime In East Williamsburg

March 25, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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Union Avenue

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Moore Street

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Graham Avenue

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Humboldt Street

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Meserole Street

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Elvis Has Left The Building

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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From Rodney Street.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Vernal Fur

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

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Greenpoint Avenue

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Green Street

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North 6 Street

Miss Heather

Call For Submissions: Sex Cells

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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When I found an email about this open call at 3rd Ward I simply knew I had to pass along the good news here. To better understand my excitement, dear readers, follows is an excerpt from their online press release for Sex Cells:

In an age where vibrations announce flirtations in the form of text messages & conquests are captured with cell phone photos and video, 3rd Ward is challenging people to take it up a notch – a bed post notch!

This nationwide open call is a search for well-executed, erotic expressions made only with a cell phone. Videos, photos and texts will all be accepted. It’s time somebody showed sloppy celebrities and indiscreet politicians how it’s done. Redefine your phone.

The judges for this event are Chase Lisbon of Nerve and Ashlea Halpern of Time Out New York. The “most uniquely artistic, thought provoking and well-executed piece” will receive a $500 reward. Select submissions will be featured in 3rd Ward’s quarterly publication and all submissions will later be incorporated into a group show whose opening date— June 12th— has been selected to coincide with L Magazine’s Northside Festival.

There is no cost whatsoever to submit and the deadline is April 22. So get those knuckles ashufflin’ Greenpointers and send some electronic love (or abject lust) to:

cells (at) 3rdward (dot) com

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: SMOGO!

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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This sign— sporting what is arguably the best product name ever— hails (amusingly enough) from Meeker Avenue just an inhaler’s throw from the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. Smogo, where are you when we need you?

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Naughty Bits

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Bedford Avenue

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North 7th Street

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Shortly after I took the above photograph a worker at this site (which is located on Kent Street) asked me if this was supposed to be a flower. I saw no good reason why I should disavow him of this notion.

Miss Heather

Great Moments In Williamsburg Real Estate Perks: 234 Skillman Crapfest

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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The anonymous tipster who forwarded me this copy editor’s worst nightmare writes:

Imagine my excitement when I learned of new additions to the building at 234 Skillman Ave, courtesy of Active Development LLC!  Not only are we getting a screening room, but a rec room!  Including a Poo Table!  woohoo!  I hear those things are expensive…

Sheeeeit where I live we don’t have fancy pants places to put our poo— much less for “no fee”. In the Garden Spot of The Universe the humble sidewalks have to suffice. West Street appears to be the most popular.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Halloween In March

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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From North 11th Street.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Made Off

March 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

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North 6th Street, Williamsburg

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Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg

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Yes kids, that’s a bigass portrait of Bernie Madoff being rolled down Franklin Street. The man behind the Madoff (and the dolley) is none other than Paul Richard. At last we met!  He was a very nice guy— if a bit coy.* He told me this portrait was purchased by a collector on the Upper East Side. Is this true? I’ll leave that up to you, dear readers, to decide.

Miss Heather

*It should be noted that he seemed very happy to know the shit-laden manties on West Street were holding up.

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