New York Shitty Day Ender: Caption This

June 27, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

As my professors in art school often said:

Context is everything.

And by all appearances this concept appears to have been lost on this fan of our current Community Board 1 chair and aspiring 50th Assembly District Leader, Chris Olechowski. Or perhaps he (she?) has a sense dark sense of humor? Only he knows for certain. In any case, this Nassau Avenue business owner could have at least placed Mr. Olechowski’s visage in front of premium, two-ply asswipes. Standards, people!

P.S.: I have decided a prize is in order for anyone who sees fit to give this image a snappy caption. See “comments” for details.

Posted by missheather 10 Comments

TOMORROW: Celebrate Reform

October 12, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn

Tomorrow Lincoln Restler, north Brooklyn’s new 50th Assembly District Committee Leader, will be celebrating his victory over his machine-backed opponent at Teddy’s! I know for a fact he worked very hard to achieve this sinecure. What’s more, he’s a really nice guy! Why not swing by and congratulate him?

Victory Party
October 13, 2010 starting at 8:00 p.m.
Teddy’s Bar & Grill
96 Berry Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

Miss Heather

Posted by missheather Leave a Comment