From The New York Shitty Inbox: Irene Snatches One Of Our Own!*

A lady named Meredith writes:

Assuming that you know that the Vagina Tree did not survive.

R.I.P. Vagina Tree. The joy you have given people in north Brooklyn— and beyond— will not be forgotten. May you rest in peace pieces.

UPDATE, 12:10 p.m.: I have been advised that this tragic turn of events has caused the closure of Bedford Avenue. Plan accordingly, folks!

UPDATE, 8:40 p.m.: Special Correspondent Christine writes:

With a level of efficiency never seen before in McCarren or CB1 parks, the Vagina Tree is no more.  Someone did place a few candles on the stump but the wind had blown them out.

*As some of you might have noticed I have amended the name of this post. Special thanks go out to Miss Mousey Brown for the catchy new title!