Semantics a la Sharpie Marker: A Little Holiday Cheer Courtesy Of Mott Street

Speaking as someone who was once in management and as such had the pleasure of drafting* and receiving many an assholic memorandum in my day, I have to say this is one of the finest specimens I have ever seen.

Sharpie marker + a piece of a plywood = ONE CLASSY OPERATION.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Miss Heather

*Regarding such delightful subjects as:

1. Please refrain from stealing other people’s food from the office fridge.
2. Please refrain from physically threatening people who steal your food from the office fridge.
3. Please refrain from urinating and defecating on the floor of the men’s bathroom.