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Filed under: 10002, 10012, 10013, Lower East Side, Lower East Side Manhattan, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy, Urban Artifact
Taken March 8, 2012.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Lost & Found In Translation
From Mott Street, Manhattan
This (which hails from the Canal Street stop of the 6 train in Manhattan) is bona fide proof that New York City is still an international city— if not in subway service, at least in anger directed at lack of said subway service. Only the MTA could make this kind of racial/ethnic unity (albeit while employing profanity) happen. Mazel tov!
The use of sarcastic quotation marks is a nice touch.
Miss Heather
P.S.: Can anyone give me a translation of the Chinese annotation on this flier? My curiousity is driving me crazy.
NoLita Recession Watch: Let Them Eat Caviar
Tonight the Mister and I showed some friends from out of town the sights in Little Italy. When I saw the following (which hails from Mott Street) I stopped dead in my tracks.
My god, WHO would buy— much less be seen in public— such a thing? Only a certifiable asshole would carry a handbag like this.
No one in our party saw fit to disagree with the aforementioned observation. Then I noticed another item of interest in same said window.
I guess there aren’t as many assholes in New York City as there used to be.
Who says the recession is necessarily a bad thing?
Miss Heather
Semantics a la Sharpie Marker: A Little Holiday Cheer Courtesy Of Mott Street
Speaking as someone who was once in management and as such had the pleasure of drafting* and receiving many an assholic memorandum in my day, I have to say this is one of the finest specimens I have ever seen.
Sharpie marker + a piece of a plywood = ONE CLASSY OPERATION.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Miss Heather
*Regarding such delightful subjects as:
- Please refrain from stealing other people’s food from the office fridge.
- Please refrain from physically threatening people who steal your food from the office fridge.
- Please refrain from urinating and defecating on the floor of the men’s bathroom.
Boobification Photo Du Jour: Dion
Filed under: Manhattan
From Mott Street.
Miss Heather
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