The Word On The Street, Part II: A Metropolitan Avenue PSA

Taken January 22, 2012.

Urban Fur: Metropolitan Avenue

January 17, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Urban Fur, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken January 16, 2012.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Under The BQE

Installation of discarded Christmas trees under the BQE, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. 2012

Lots of twine

Taken by Michael Neff.

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: Metropolitan Avenue

Taken January 15, 2012.

Crosstown Local Photo du Jour: I Teach Therefore I Am

January 4, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crosstown Local, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From the Queens-bound platform at Metropolitan Avenue.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Missing Something?

January 3, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

More specifically: has anyone lost a “valued-added” pair of green sweatpants and consequently any remaining shred of human dignity? If so, worry no more (at least not about the pants). Someone has found them near the White Castle on Metropolitan Avenue! Via Craigslist:

Two nights ago I found a pair of green sweatpants with blue boxer briefs inside. Both the undies and the sweats had been defecated upon, then possibly dragged for several meters before being discarded alongside of the road. The nearby White Castle suggests that an explosive bowel movement took place shortly after the consumption of numerous jalapeno sliders and buffalo chicken rings. The victim, possibly wearing a long jacket or sweater capable of hiding their genitalia, proceeded to strip down their shit-stained trousers and continue walking like nothing ever happened.

If this sounds eerily similar to what happened to you at 4:30 AM this past Saturday and you care to reclaim your filthy sweats and undies, please contact the above email address. And shame on you.

 

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: Kickin’ It

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Williamsburg Photos du Jour: Season’s Greetings From Metropolitan Avenue

December 24, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken December 22, 2011.

New York Shitty Street Art du Jour: Moustache

December 22, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

From Metropolitan Avenue.

Williamsburg Photo du Jour: Still There!

On December 8, 2011 I wrote:

The “ladybug” was installed October 13th. As of the writing of this post (okay, Monday afternoon), I have no idea whether she is still there or not. This is because the lavatory in question was locked…

Well, this morning I swung by Jamie Campiz Playground. Not only am I pleased as punch to announce the comfort stations were open…

but the ladybug is faring just fine!

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