New York Shitty Day Ender: Ma Heather Learns A New Word

Today yours truly received an email from her mother. Ma Heather. While this is not unusual, the content of said email was.

This incredibly adaptable four letter word usually finds its way out of the mouth (or keyboard) of my father.* “Fucktual” is rather nice, but the following (which I discovered on Meserole Street this afternoon) has something going for it.

Miss Heather

*Hence why I never got punished for using it. My mother knew damned well from whom I learned it! For the record “fuckballs” (as in “Holy Fuckballs!”) is my favorite derivation/adaptation of this word currently. I have used it no less than five times today.