New York Shitty Day Ender: Repose
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From McCarren Park.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Starter: Hat
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From McCarren Park.
Miss Heather
Greenburg Photo du Jour: A McCarren Park PSA
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Taken July 4, 2011.
Miss Heather
Greenburg Photos du Jour: McCarren Park
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Today, having some free time on my hands, I decided to take a stroll through McCarren Park. What I saw (and smelled) was truly a feast for the senses. So much so I decided to take a breather at Jerzy Popieluszko Square. It was there that I had a most interesting conversation with a pair of gentleman regarding the deplorable state of our open space nowadays.
We all agreed that Jerzy Popieluszko Square was without argument the one of the nicest parts of McCarren Park to be found— but given what appears to be a lack of attention by our police and Parks Department it was rapidly becoming the worst. It was at this point one of these gentleman shared with me some very interesting information. Follows are the juicer bits for everyone’s edification:
- The head honcho of Brooklyn’s Parks himself, Kevin Jeffrey, was purportedly going to inspect this very place today because…
- a lot of people have been complaining about it.
- One such person did so at the last 94th Precinct Community Council Meeting.
I told him I had in fact attended this very meeting and filmed it. He continued:
- Due to a lack of volunteers, this park is being left open 24 hours now.
- As a result it has become a homeless encampment.
- The Parks Department is purportedly looking for volunteers to open and close this park and the person to speak to is Jose Urena.
To wit I gave this chap a couple of business cards* and asked him that if/when he sees Mr. Urena I would like to speak to him about this. From there my new friend recounted a few choice incidents he has witnessed recently.
- The woman whose image graces the beginning of this post kicked a man in the head yesterday and that fighting has become a more or less daily occurrence.
- The hideaway of choice for our local homeless/unhoused’s libations are garbage cans, e.g.; they stash them under the trash. One such chap, upon urinating into one such receptacle, proceeded to gingerly retrieve a urine-soaked bottle of vodka from it and take a swig. We both agreed this chap had these two tasks out of order.
- Now they pouring vodka into water bottles so as to deceive the police.
- He has spotted bedbugs on some of the benches. Given that Greenpoint and Williamsburg have a bedbug problem— and our homeless/unhoused (which will moving forward be referenced to O.H.U.; as in Our Homeless and Unhoused) glean clothing and furniture which has been discarded hereabouts I find this totally believable.
- The O.H.U. have started to use the hose at Automotive High School to do their laundry. Once “washed”, these articles of clothing are either hung on the fence or on park benches— or both— to dry.
- The area in J. Po Square (as I call it) adjacent to Automotive High School is the O.H.U.’s lavatory (my nose can attest to this), although the men are not shy about simply urinating anywhere they please. The presence of women or children makes no difference.
- He is starting to find used condoms in the morning.
It was at this point this gentleman, who should be noted sported a pack of cigars at his side, asked how I felt about the smoking ban in our city’s parks. Apparently (and despite scenes like this) a woman sitting 20 feet away took umbrage of him “lighting up”. She said it was bothering her. I replied that given what I have observed today I think there are more urgent issues than smoking to be found at our city’s open spaces. Then I felt something on my leg: something was biting me. I told my friend this and he showed me the source of what was afflicting me.
Here’s the deal, folks: I would like to see a handful of people to step forward and give Jerzy Popieluszko Square the loving care it truly deserves. If you are interested in starting a volunteer/”friends of” group for this clearly neglected/mistreated piece of public space please shoot me an email at missheather (at) thatgreenpointblog (dot) com. This is a fucking disgrace.
Miss Heather
P.S.: This one’s for you, Jon Stewart.
*Upon seeing my surname, he asked if I was Russian. After telling him that was a “hanging offense” hereabouts I assured him I wasn’t.
Greenburg Photo du Jour: McCarren Park
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
Taken June 26, 2011.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Photos du Jour: Flowers
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This ad hoc bit of art hails from Commercial Street. On a (somewhat) related note a chap named Matthew Barbieri will be giving away sunflowers to interested gardeners (One per person, folks!) today starting at 1:00 p.m. at the intersection of North 12 Street and Bedford Avenue!
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Something Neat…
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
And a Challenge!
Doug (took the above photograph) writes:
Hi, I thought I’d tell you that there are two hawks nesting somewhere in or very near McCarren Park. I’ve seen it (from the ground) already, pretty cool. I want to see how long it takes you to find it. Starting the clock now.
I for one think this is pretty darned neat. However, methinks I will take up Doug’s challenge in a day or two (clock notwithstanding). Web mistresses need a day (or two) off too! Thanks again for forwarding this find to me, Doug. It has made my day!
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Live From McCarren Park
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This hilarious item was brought to my attention by my buddy, Aaron Short. He writes:
Friend of yours?
Yours truly has a lot of friends. This pair do not number of among them. (Yet, anyway.) However, I am friends with someone who knows the folks in this video (including the dominatrix). I have asked her to give me the 411 on what is going in here (e.g.; is this street theater or for reals).
To be continued…?
Update, June 9, 2011: This day has been one cruel defeat after another. First it was my web site crashing— repeatedly— and now this per my tipster:
the dom is not who i thought she was, but i prob have met her. and my guess is that it is for real.
If anyone knows who the woman and her “pet”in this video please have them contact me at missheather (at) thatgreenpointblog (dot) com. Among other things, I have brought this video to the attention of the head mistress of the McCarren Park Dog run. We want to assure this lass that her companion is more than welcome to go off-leash there anytime!
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Street Seating du Jour: McCarren Park
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Taken June 1, 2011.
Miss Heather
Greenburg Photo du Jour: Foxglove
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From Nick’s Garden.
Miss Heather
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