The Word On The Street: YO
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
From Manhattan Avenue.
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Village Voice
This vision of efficiency hails from the intersection of Huron Street and Manhattan Avenue and is dedicated to Jen Doll.*
Miss Heather
*Whose tome amused me tremendously. Especially this part:
Note to Mayor’s office: The “homebound” make for the perfect angry commenters/hecklers, as long as their Internet service holds out.
I can personally attest to this. God can I ever. I can only hope the rage I found in my inbox is but .00000001% of what found its way to Bloomie’s doorstep.
From The New York Shitty Inbox: More Anger
Lot’s Wife writes:
I read your blog frequently, and I always appreciate your dedication to pointing out what is NOT working (and what is) in our neighborhood. Which brings me to my point of concern. Perhaps you’ll have some advice for me or at the least let your readers know of this sure-fire money making opportunity.
The Rite Aid that everyone loves on Manhattan Ave., the one with the disco interior that people like to show off to newbies and tourists, has a backside on Lorimer between Meserole and Norman. Maybe you knew this or maybe you didn’t. In any case, the manager of RiteAid appears not to know or care about the back of the building. Every single year the Lorimer side is neglected. This wouldn’t matter, but Lorimer Street is a very residential block with a fair share of elderly people, children, and dogs. Broken glass is strewn along the sidewalk which never gets cleaned up. There is no street light across the entire stretch of the building so that even though the building is around the corner from the police station, it becomes a haven for drunks throughout the night who leave their urine and feces about, which also never gets cleaned.
What bothers me most is that EVERY SINGLE WINTER they don’t shovel the sidewalk when it snows. And if ever they do, it’s a 5 inch path. This year is no different. Everybody on the block, including the elderly owners of buildings managed to clear their snow before 11am the next day after the storm – in other words, yesterday. It’s the law and no one wanted to get ticketed. It’s also a courtesy to the people in our community who have trouble walking down the street on the best of days. Rite Aid STILL has not shoveled. I called the manager of the store today and he said that he put in a call this morning to get it done. This morning. A day after everyone else in Greenpoint had already shoveled. They managed to shovel the Manhattan Avenue entrance yesterday morning, but not the Lorimer side. I’ve left a message with their corporate office and am awaiting a return call.
I would like to invite you or anyone to slip and fall outside the ass of their building and sue them.
Having seen the splendor— if you can call it that— which is the backside of this establishment myself I can personally attest it is revolting. Aside from perhaps taking photographs and submitting them via 311 online I am drawing a blank. Thoughts, anyone?
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: 4 Sale
This find hails from Manhattan Avenue and my buddy Bitchcakes (who took the above photograph) opines:
I watched a man spray paint that in the snow! Free advertising and eye catching!
This is nothing short of genius.
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Garbage Claus?
Last night at T & N Wine & Liquor as the Mister was making his purchases I watched the television there. It was on the news. They reported that Santa Claus was spied flying over Norway.
What a crock of shit.
I thought to myself. Everyone knows Santa does not exist and I failed to see why our news media sees fit to propagate this myth. Then we headed home— and I saw something that forced me to reconsider the existence of fat man in the red suit. Not I only have I come to the conclusion that Santa does in fact exist, but his means of distributing gifts is most decidedly of the four wheeled persuasion.
This Pontiac, to be precise.
I would like to apologize in advance for the lack clarity in these images. They do no adequately convey what is going on here. So I will tell you: this motor vehicle is packed to the ceiling— quite literally— will all manner and variety of Yuletide mirth.
Here’s a shot of the dashboard.
And here’s close-up of some very special treats awaiting delivery into some deserving boy (or girl’s) Christmas stocking: a bicycle helmet, unopened bottle of star anise seed and a Village People LP!
SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)
Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Shane
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art
Taken December 23, 2010.
Miss Heather
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