The Word On The Street: They Live

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Taken October 25, 2013.

The Word On The Street: Point/Counterpoint

Or: Fighting Satan, One Post-It Note At A Time

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New York Shitty Analysis:

  • Graffiti: No problem.
  • The devil: BIG problem.

Priorities, folks.

(As taken on Manhattan Avenue today, October 16th, 2013.)

Now In Greenpoint: “Condo Finishes”

October 10, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Gentrification, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn 

CONDOFINISHES

 

Where do I start with this one? Well for starters invoking the word “condo” makes it quite clear to whom this solicitation is directed. They aspire to condo living— but have a rental budget. Personally I do not find that to be anything interesting or “new”. Rather, I interpret this as suggesting that most new rental properties hereabouts are poorly constructed, over-priced shit. This is because they are.

Therefore:

  • While undoubtedly quite expensive these apartments are of a higher quality of construction.
  • Simply stating “2 and 3 bedroom apartments that are not built like shit”, while honest, does not make for snappy copy. (Although I rather like it.)

Well played, Corcoran!

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Manhattan Avenue

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Taken October 10, 2013.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Live From Manhattan Avenue

My tipster writes:

Bullies beat up on a kid and then when he runs off, they rifle through the backpack he left behind looking for things to steal

(speechless)

The Word On The Street: Punks Knit Well

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Punks Knit Well

As spied this afternoon during the post Pulaski Parade merry-making on Manhattan Avenue.

New York Shitty Videos Du Jour: Special Pulaski Day Edition

From (where else?) Manhattan Avenue.

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Help Keep New York City Clean

23rd Avenue, 11105

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Manhattan Avenue 11222

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Help Keep NYC Clean

(All taken October 6, 2013)

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Found On Green Street

October 6, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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A very nice lady named Lori writes:

Hello Miss Heather!!

I have found a kitty roaming green st between Mcguiness and Manhattan. I rang bells looking for her home but no one knew her family. Right now I have my own fours cats and a friend that found herself homeless and her cat in my apt. So during the day she comes in the apt and at night is in the enclosed backyard. Not the ideal situation but I couldn’t leave her on the street. I am leaving for vacation in a week and need HELP finding her home or a foster… or maybe a new home. She is very sweet with a bit of cattitude but doesn’t even give me hard time getting in the carrier taking her from the yard to the apt at least twice a day… she does growl a bit while in it just to let me know she doesn’t love this plan! NO microchip and pretty sure female.

If any of you know to whom this lady belongs, please contact her good Samaritan at the above-listed phone number. Spread the word!

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Eyes On The Street

October 4, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Eyes On The Street

Taken October 4, 2013.

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