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From The New York Shitty Inbox: Kitty Is Lost!
If you see Kitty, say something to Oren. She’s clearly missed!
Spotted At Havemeyer Street & Borinquen Place: LOST
If you have seen either of these fetching fellows (who hail from North 1 Street and Wythe Avenue), please say something to Julie or Rich. Thanks!
Lost On Franklin Street: Gary
I spied this flyer today at the intersection of Calyer Street. If you have seen Gary (who clocks in at 11 pounds and sports an ear tip) please contact his person at the above-listed email address or telephone number. Thanks!
Missing On Franklin Street: Wes
If you have seen Wes (who is a very handsome fellow, as you can see) or know of his whereabouts, please contact his people at the above-listed telephone number. He is clearly loved— and missed. Thanks!
Missing On Sickles Street: The Most Amazing Cat Ever!
The last thing I want to do is make light of another person’s misfortune— but you gotta admit this is flyer is nothing short of amazing. Then again, what else could one possibly expect given the prodigal pussy in question:
- answers to the name “Suicide”
- is purported to be very friendly and last but hardly least…
- toilet-trained!
- And a visual aid attesting to the previous is provided by his “person”.
If anyone in the Sickles Street area has seen Suicide (who, it should be noted is neutered and bereft of a collar) or knows of his whereabouts please contact his person, Eddie, at the above-listed phone number or email address. He is clearly missed. Let’s help this fine furry fellow get back home!
Special thanks/props go to the amazing Steven R. Hazlett for giving me permission to share this find!
Missing On Wythe Avenue: Bia
I spied this flyer today on Wythe Avenue between North 8th and North 7th Street. If you have seen Bia (who sports a couple extra digits) or know of her whereabouts please contact her person at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!
Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Lost Cat
You know the drill, gentle readers: if you have seen Sophie (or know of her whereabouts) say something to her person at the above-listed telephone number. Thanks!
Lost In Greenpoint: Weenie The Cat
There are a great many of these flyers gracing north Point’s streets (the above-depicted one hails from Triangolo Pizzeria). If you have seen Weenie (or know of his whereabouts) please call his person(s) at the above-listed telephone numbers. He is clearly missed. Thanks!
Lost In Williamsburg: Nico
I spied this flyer today while knocking around the Northside. Nico hails from Driggs Avenue between North 9 and North 10th Street and was last seen March 7th. If you have seen her or know of her whereabouts, please contact her person at the above-listed telephone number. NOTE: a reward is bring offered for her safe return. Thanks!
Missing In Williamsburg: Sir Didymus*
We last saw Sir Didymus on Tuesday 13th December on the corner of N5th and Roebling. Sir Didymus is 6 months old, vaccinated, fixed and microchipped. He was wearing a black collar with a pink bone with our contact information…
If you have seen Sir Didymus or know of his whereabouts please contact his people via the phone number on the above-depicted flyer or via email at: thisbaut (dot) lamadon (at) gmail (dot) com.
Thanks!
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