New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: C-Town

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Looks like someone is pressing the dairy and frozen food sections into service as a buffet. Again.

Urban Artifact: Keep New York City Clean

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From Manhattan Avenue.

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Street Meat

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Perhaps Anthony Wiener is campaigning in the hood?*

*Props go to a fellow named Larry for coming up with this gem.

From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Postponed

June 26, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Hi, Heather.

This is CB from GP Reformed. We’re rescheduling the forum for the week of July 8th (exact date TBD). Could you let your readers know that we’re canceling it for tonight? I apologize for the short notice. Let me know if you have any questions…

Done!

 

 

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Stay Safe!

June 25, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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This comes courtesy of the Public Safety Chair of Community Board 1 who, upon receiving this ratification a short while ago, turned around and forwarded it to yours truly post-haste. Have concerns regarding the recent and exceptionally heinous sexual assault and what we as a community can do stay safe? Show up to this forum Wednesday!

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Live From Manhattan Avenue

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I have received word from an eyewitness (who sent me the above photo) that a fellow is turning himself in has been apprehended regarding the rape which recently came to pass in front of 198 Java Street. This was confirmed by a very brave person instrumental in making this happen. Presently they are awaiting the NYPD’s SVU to arrive. Does this mean the fellow is guilty? Absolutely not. This remains to be determined. However, this does demonstrate that the NYPD Hate Crimes Unit is taking this downright disgusting crime very seriously.

Urban Artifacts: Manhattan Avenue

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Taken June 24, 2013.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Intrigue On The Deli Front?

June 22, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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This photo was sent to me by a reader we’ll call “T”. There has been a lot of speculation that this is an expansion of the now former “God Bless Deli”at 818 Manhattan Avenue. Makes sense— but as we all know that is not how Greenpoint rolls. I queried the fellows who operate the latter establishment (which is now the USA Deli). They assured me this was not their endeavor and they were none too happy about it. So now we have— or will soon have— a God Bless Deli 2 sans a #1. Oy.

 

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Lost & Found

June 21, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Found

As spotted on Franklin Street this evening. You know what to do, folks…

From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Word From The 94th

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I have been asked what happened on Java Street last weekend by a concerned neighbor. Sadly, it appears to be much worse than I had been initially led to believe. Per the 94th Precinct:

The New York City Police Department is asking the public’s assistance identifying the suspect wanted for rape within the confines of the 94 Precinct. Details are as follows:

On Sunday, June 16, 2013 at 0001 hours the victim, a F/W/26, was walking in the vicinity of 198 Java Street when she was approached by the suspect who attempted to strike up a conversation with her. The suspect, armed with a knife, then raped the victim.

The suspect is a male white, or hispanic, 25-35 years old, 5’9″ tall with  a medium build and dark hair. He was wearing a black tee short with an unknown design on the front, blue jeans and was carrying a knapsack.

Anyone with information in regards to this rape is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS.

The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers Website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or texting their tips to 274637(CRIMES) then enter TIP577.

Those who care to do so can view the surveillance footage by clicking here. Be careful out there, folks!

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