Urban Artifact: Special “Just Say No” Edition

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New York Shitty analysis:

Glass Half Full: You know spring has in fact arrived when the hypodermic trees start to bloom.
Glass Half Empty: You we have a serious substance abuse problem hereabouts when even the trees need a fix.

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Those of you who wish to marvel at this wonder of nature (perhaps the Audubon Society should be consulted regarding this hitherto undiscovered species of flora?) can do so by heading to Lorimer and Bayard Street. Walk northward on Lorimer Street. It’s the ninth tree on the western side. WARNING/CAVEAT to curiosity seekers/our municipal authorities: this item appears to be used.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Lovin’ It

The dollar menu just got more [fat rolls] (Nassau Ave; Queens bound G)

By Jilly Ballistic.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Applicants Wanted!

aatrsc200Given the number of artists who read this site, this will undoubtedly be of interest to some of you— so take note! Arts@Renaissance is now accepting applications for site-specific residencies for  (blissfully distant) winter 2014! Those of you who are interested can learn more about this program by clicking here. Otherwise, you can download the application (which should be sent to arts(at)stnicksalliance(dot)org) by clicking here. Good luck— and spread the word!

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Manhattan Avenue

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Taken April 15, 2013.

Reader Contribution Du Jour: Newtown Nessie

April 16, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Newtown Creek 

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This image of one of yours truly’s very favorite things Greenpoint comes courtesy of a lovely lady named Ashley. Thanks!

BREAKING: Attempted Suicide On The G?

Those of you who have been wondering what all the activity is about at the Greenpoint and India Street entrances of the Crosstown Local— or are unaware that this is even coming to pass: I am very saddened to report that apparently someone jumped in front of an oncoming train. This is all I know presently. Those of you who are headed off for your evening commute and have to rely upon the G, the B43 or 62 buses should expect serious crowding and delays.

UPDATE, 6:30 p.m.: Here’s Gothamist’s take on what happened.

UPDATE, 7:05 p.m.: Here’s “Fox New’s” take.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Amoeba

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From West Street.

Urban Fur: Manhattan Avenue

April 15, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Fur 

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Fresh Stop’s resident mouser/”loss prevention specialist”, “Meow Meow”, takes his job very, VERY seriously!

Urban Artifact, Part I: Manhattan Avenue

April 15, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact, WTF 

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Yours truly has spied a number of things placed in bicycle “baskets” over the years. For better or worse they have been pressed into service as ad hoc trash receptacles whose contents are usually coffee cups, cigarette packs, liquor bottles and newspaper. But a golf club “cozy”? Well, this is a new one. Here it is for posterity Garden Spotters!

The Word On The Street, Part I: Sanpaku

April 15, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Wow 

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This rather curious find hails from India Street. Those of you who are wondering what this word means can get the 411 by clicking here.

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