Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Fun On The B61

March 22, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

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Bedford Avenue, Greenpoint

Miss Heather

Photos Du Jour: Long Island City Shots

March 22, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Long Island City, Queens 

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Now that the Mac Off* is behind me I have had the time to upload some really lovely photographs from my latest sojourn to Long Island City. I hope you enjoy looking at them as much as I enjoyed taking them!

Footage from this evening’s Mac Off will be forthcoming tomorrow!

Miss Heather

*Which was not without controversy. For starters Mizz Greenpoint does not in fact live in Greenpoint: she lives in Park Slope. In addition Red Star saw fit to put bacon in their mac and cheese thus precluding me from eating it. Not that this made any real difference; we immediately and unanimously agreed The Habitat deserved props. Way to go guys (and gals)!

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Made Off

March 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

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North 6th Street, Williamsburg

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Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg

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Yes kids, that’s a bigass portrait of Bernie Madoff being rolled down Franklin Street. The man behind the Madoff (and the dolley) is none other than Paul Richard. At last we met!  He was a very nice guy— if a bit coy.* He told me this portrait was purchased by a collector on the Upper East Side. Is this true? I’ll leave that up to you, dear readers, to decide.

Miss Heather

*It should be noted that he seemed very happy to know the shit-laden manties on West Street were holding up.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Fed Up On Guernsey Street

March 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: Dog Shit Signage, Greenpoint Magic 

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Algul siento (the person who captured this choice morsel of Greenpoint glory) writes:

The funny thing is there was a pile of poo right below this sign.

I, being an optimist, would like to suggest that the previously mentioned dog poo was merely there temporarily. As you can see this sign gives pretty clear-cut instructions as to how to pick up the poop. Perhaps the person behind the behind that doled out these doggie dumplings merely went home to get his (or her) scoop?

Miss Heather

Bi-Borough Photos Du Jour: People In My Neighborhood

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Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg

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Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg

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Vandervoort Avenue, Greenpoint

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Anthony Street, Greenpoint


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Manhattan Avenue, Greenpoint

103amonth

Crosstown Local, Queens

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5th Street, Long Island City

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44th Drive, Long Island City.

Miss Heather


TOMORROW: Adoptable Cuties At PS 9

March 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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By all reports it looks like it is going to be a beautiful weekend here in north Brooklyn. After (or perhaps before) indulging in some beer and goulash goodness in Greenpoint why not make a detour to PS9 Pet Supply and make the acquaintance of some of the lovely felines of Empty Cages Collective— like sweet little lass in the following video. Her name is Jo Jo, she is six months old and purrrfectly healthy. She would very much like to have a “forever home” to hang her hat. How about yours?

Empty Cages Collective Adoption Event
March 22, 2009, 12:00 – 5:00 p.m.
PS9 Pet Supplies
169 North 9th Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211

Miss Heather

Reminder: Beer & Goulash

March 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

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Dust off those growlers beer lovers! The much-anticipated grand opening of Brouwerij Lane will be kicking off tomorrow, March 22 at 1:00 p.m.

Brouwerij Lane
78 Greenpoint Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: R & R

March 20, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

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I can think of no better way to kick off the weekend (and some much needed R & R for yours truly) than this wonderful bit of street seating from Green Street. In other (unrelated) news:

  1. Those of you who have voiced interest in contributing to this blog and have yet to hear from me: you will. After an Internet outage I am a little bit behind.
  2. A date and location for Bob Guskind’s memorial service have been set! You can get the 411 by heading over to The Gowanus Lounge!

Miss Heather

Great Moments In Product Placement: Crosstown Local Edition

March 19, 2009 ·
Filed under: Crosstown Local, Culture War, Greenpoint Magic 

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There is a time and place for this sort of thing. 3:17 p.m. Tuesday afternoon on the Smith – 9th bound platform of the G train at Greenpoint Avenue is not one of them.

Miss Heather

P.S.: For a larger view of this schmaltzfest click on the above image— at your own risk.

It’s BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK: The Franklin Street Tower Of Fun Returns

March 19, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

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Like many of the people reading this I went out the evening of St. Patrick’s Day. I wanted to catch up over drinks with a good friend of mine. To this end we wanted a place that was nice and quiet to chat. Initially we went to t.b.d.— and although we had a good time— the din of merry making was not conducive to having a quality “one on one”. To this end we decided to see what was shaking at The River Barrel.

As we had hoped it had plenty of seating available and nice, quiet surroundings. Save of course the sonic hum of the giant NYPD issue spotlight gracing the front of their property. I struck up a conversation with the bartender (who is a very nice and very funny woman) to get her thoughts. She explained to me that the reason her establishment was almost empty had a lot to do with this rather noticeable fixture.

It scares away the customers.

She said. She then proceeded to tell me about a most amusing incident she witnessed the last time the “Tower of Fun” graced the frontage of her place of employment. It was in the wee hours of the morning when she noticed one of the local winos (of whom my fair burgh has quite a number of) pass by. Upon noticing this light fixture he paused for a moment. After assessing the situation he proceeded to kick it repeatedly. Not satisfied with this act of defiance he decided to cap things off by urinating on it.

Granted, the previous slice of Greenpoint is humorous— but the underlying issue with the “Tower of Fun” not. How can the Production Lounge be policed and public safety concerns be addressed without impacting adjacent eating and drinking establishments? There is no easy answer to this question— but I hope we find one soon. It doesn’t strike me as being very fair that a business which is not a nuisance to community* should bear the brunt of its neighbor’s lack of regard for its neighbors and the community as a whole.

That’s my two cents. Take ’em or leave ’em as you see fit.

Miss Heather

*As far as I know. If anyone disagrees with my assessment please speak up via comments.

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