Greenpoint Gentrification Watch: Help Wanted!

First up, I want to thank all the folks who braved the downright painful cold this evening to come to the show, hang out and chat. It was pleasure meeting finally meeting a number of my “online” friends face to face! I am especially grateful to the young woman I met who tipped me off to the following employment opportunity which comes from (where else?) Craigslist.

Recession, schmcession! This “elite” establishment is not only hiring, but they’re willing to train and you can keep all tips including lap dances! Now if you don’t mind, I’m off to polish my cover letter and curricula vitae.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I have my suspicions as to which Garden Spot business posted this ad. For the time being am going to keep my prognostication private— but I heartily encourage any and all of you, dear readers, to get the ball rolling by tendering your guesses in the comments. Together we can and will crack the mystery of the Greenpoint go-go girls!