New York Shitty Day Starter: The Glorious G

A cleric contemplates the G in despair. I shot this in Long Island City, Queens. Jackson Avenue to be precise. I walked there. Care to guess how I got home?

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Point/Counterpoint

January 14, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Crosstown Local, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

This bit of political dialogue hails from the Church Avenue bound platform at Greenpoint Avenue. I for one find the likening of both woman (and it should be noted I am neither crazy about Ms. Palin nor Ms. Clinton) to pigs a bit disconcerting. Why not christen this little porker “M.T.A.”?* Oh wait: pigs are intelligent animals.

Miss Heather

*Whose service suspension for the next four consecutive weekends has undoubtedly come to the attention of many who are reading this tome. Mark my words: this is going to be a friggin’ mess. Manhattan Avenue has traffic problems aplenty as is. Why exacerbate the problem?

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Metropolitan Avenue

December 27, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crosstown Local, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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The Crosstown Local may forgive, but it never, ever forgets.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: C.S.I.

December 22, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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DOA

It would appear that Santa and his little helpers have paid an early visit to the India Street entrance of the Church Avenue bound G train! I wonder what killed this little fella? If I had to hazard a guess I’d say it was the MTA’s proposed service cuts.

Miss Heather

P.S.: Special thanks go out to Rowan for tipping me off to this splendid bit of holiday cheer!

Coming to the Crosstown Local: Trains of Thought

tirednysTHUMBYesterday I went for a walk to Williamsburg. After a mere two hours I was tired and wanted to go home. So I swung over to the Metropolitan Avenue stop of the G and waited.

AND WAITED.

Just as I was musing to myself how the Crosstown Local has an uncanny way of being extremely poky when I really need to go to the bathroom, I was approached by a young lady and gentleman. They asked me if I had any thoughts about the subway system. I smiled and replied:

Right now I am having a great many thoughts about the subway system.

They explained to me that they were working on a project and handed me this card.

TOTnys

They pointed out that the grid of squiggly lines at bottom left was the New York City subway system. I commended them on their rendering and I told them I was able to identify it. I was also able to identify the Tokyo subway system (which is at top right). They seemed really pleased by this. That’s one of the things I like about being an American: people from other countries harbor low expectations of you. But I digress.

As luck would have it just when our  conversation was getting interesting lo and behold, the G train showed up! I explained to them I had to go (because I needed to buy groceries and had no idea when the next train would show up— such is the mystery that is the Crosstown Local). I asked how I could contact them and they pointed out an email address on the back of the flier.

Last night I shot them an email (entitled “Trains of Thoughts”):

Hi, I met a man and woman who struck up a conversation with me about this. Surprisingly, the G train showed up (lest you are not aware, it is one of the worst subway lines in NYC) and I had to go. But they gave me your card/flier. What is this about? Are you interviewing people? I’d love to know what you’re up to… (so I can write about it on my website)

And they wrote me back!

hi heather,

how are you?
thank you for responding…
where you the one who said to go the groceries?

this is our project

Trains of Thoughts – Teaser from inLoops on Vimeo.

if you are on the subway, we can interview you…
that would be great. …

… we are here for about 4 weeks…
if you would post on your website, that we are on this g-train station…
metropolitan to talk to people…
we would so much appreciate the help….

you can also post our email adress: info (at) metrophiles (dot) com
everybody who wants to contribute is welcome… 🙂

thank you thank you thank you.

I for one am not going to let an opportunity like this slip by. I have a few things I’d like to say about the G train and by gum someone is going to hear it! What’s more, Timo (the gentleman who was so kind as to reply to my email) is darned nice. So I wrote back with a question:

WHEN will you be there (the G train in particular)? Time/date wise?

And he answered!

we are from monday to friday – 11.00 am to 6 pm on the station. saturday as well, but not so fix :)….
we look forward to have as much people as possible… 🙂 its not easy sometimes, so we are happy to get people with that excitement on the project. next 4 weeks… 🙂

thank you so much,
best from brooklyn,…

timo (& team)

I am very excited about this. In fact, I have told Timo he can expect me to pay him a visit later this week. If you happen to bump into Timo and his partner Katica take a moment of your time and tender your thoughts about the New York City subway system. Not only will you be helping some really nice folks with a very interesting project, but this is our golden opportunity to give the MTA’s lowly Crosstown Local the international the attention it so richly deserves. Let’s not waste it!

Besides, if you run late to work you can always tell your boss the G train was running slow.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Edie Rides The G!

November 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crosstown Local, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

I don’t know about you but I simply cannot get enough of Edie, the strap-hanging hamster. For this reason you can imagine my surprise when I spotted her last Saturday night riding the pride and joy of the New York City subway system: the G train!

Edie at MetropolitanNYS

Where was Edie headed? Stay tuned and find out!

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: Peepers

November 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Crosstown Local, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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costello

From the Church Avenue bound platform at Nassau Avenue.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Infinity

November 25, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Crosstown Local, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From the Church Avenue-bound platform of the Crosstown Local at Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Poetry In Motion

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From the Queens-bound platform at Broadway.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Welcome Home

As the delay in today’s postage indicates I spent the day knocking around north Brooklyn. Days such as this one will become fewer and fewer as we bravely march towards winter. I make it a point to enjoy them while I can. And enjoy the day I did. That is, until I exited the G train at India Street.

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It would appear that one of our fellow Greenpointers has experienced an acute fit of gastronomic distress. For those of you who are wondering (and you know who you are), it smelled even worse than it looks. It must have felt pretty darned good to have purged this from his (her?) body: the perpetrator saw fit to light up afterward. Nice.

Miss Heather

P.S.: This is gross— even by G train standards.

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