From The New York Shitty Inbox: Tour The ‘Creek For $10.00!

Strike A Pose

Shit Tits and Scrap Metal

Ribbed For Her Pleasure

That’s right folks: thanks to the NYCEF Newtown Creek Fund of the Hudson River Foundation ten bucks buys you a trip up our very own Shit Newtown Creek! Those of you who are interested in this very special opportunity better act fast. I imagine tickets are gonna sell out quick!

Newtown Creek Boat Tour(s)
October 23, 2011 10:00 – Noon; 1:00 – 3:00 p.m.
Cost: $10.00 (You can purchase tickets by clicking here!)
Leaves from Pier 17 at South Street Seaport
New York, New York 10038

Special thanks go out to Mitch Waxman of the Newtown Pentacle for not only bringing this to my attention— but it should also be noted he will be the Master of Ceremonies! You can read about what he has cooked up for Open House New York (which is October 15th) by clicking here. Check it out!

East Williamsburg Photos du Jour: Woodpoint Road

Taken September 20, 2011.

Reader Contribution du Jour: Deja Vu

September 18, 2011 ·
Filed under: 10128, Culture War, Upper East Side, Upper East Side Manhattan 

This item hails from the Upper East Side (91st Street and Second Avenue, to be precise) and comes courtesy of Fred T. Sanford. If the subject matter of the above missive, dear (veteran) readers, seems vaguely/inexplicably familiar to you here’s why:

On January 6, 2010 I wrote of the above missive (which hails from Lorimer Street in East Williamsburg):

…the horrific grammar and spelling of this missive taken into account— here’s what I want to know:

  1. What the hell are “whipes”?
  2. How does one flush a mop down a toilet?
  3. Why would someone see fit to flush a mop down a toilet?

I guess there’s a first time for everything.

And as of today, September 18, 2011; there’s a second!

The Word On The Street, Part II: Ann Girl

From Devoe Street.

New York Shitty Photos du Jour: All Thumbs

Taken September 14, 2011.

The Word On The Street: Missing You

From Metropolitan Avenue.

New York Shitty Day Starter: Sh!tf*ck

September 16, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken September 15, 2011.

The Word On The Street, Part III: A Grattan Street PSA

Taken September 14, 2011.

New York Shitty Photo du Jour: Catherine Street

Taken September 14, 2011.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Very Special Burglary

A lady we’ll call “L” writes:

Hi Heather,

I live on Humboldt and Grand, and my apt was just burglarized on Tuesday during the day. I dunno if it is related to this: http://www.newyorkshitty.com/williamsburg/?p=66597  – but thought it could be possible since it’s right down the street. Whoever broke into my place got away with my stuff though— including my 32” TV, 2 computers, and a whole bag of lingerie I’d just received as a bachelorette party gift!

Before I proceed I want to say I am very relived this woman was not home when this break-in came to pass. She is safe and sound. The previous having been written; a 32 inch television, two computers and lingerie? In the words of Major “King” Kong in Dr. Strangelove:

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

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