From The New York Shitty Inbox: Discovery At East River State Park

A fellow named Chris writes on March 15th (AKA: The Ides of March):

What is with all these dead birds being found? Saw this today on the waterfront of the east river state park. The next photo, you may not want to look at while eating.

Indeedy. Clean up in aisle five…

Seriously folks, why? How? Ew.