New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street

The Bowery NYS

Taken September 25, 2015.

The Word On The Street, Part I: Bowery

bowery nys

Taken March 26, 2015.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Urban Gravestone, Special Bowery Edition

RIP Lou, Bowery

Taken by Scoboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: Bowery

Bowery

Anyone lose a giraffe? (Taken by Scoboco.)

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Fabulous

May 18, 2013 ·
Filed under: 10002, Lower East Side, Lower East Side Manhattan 

Fabulous Skater seen in Bowery

Taken by mistergalaxy.

New York Shitty Pay Phone Du Jour: 10 Days Later

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Some of you might recall that yours truly documented a rather magnificent (if utterly revolting) public pay phone on the Bowery recently. Today, since I happened to be in Manhattan I decided to swing back by and see how things were shaping up.

New York Shitty Analysis

  • Glass Half Empty: It would appear the poo is still there— or an additional “patron” has paid this impromptu privy a “visit”.
  • Glass Half Full: Some attempt at cleaning has been made. In addition, the bottle of Activia would suggest that, perchance, this poopatrator is working on his (her?) irregularity issues— albeit with New Amsterdam peach-flavored Vodka as a chaser.
  • What I want to know: What would Jamie Lee Curtis do? This is one hell of a product endorsement opportunity if you ask me.

Any merry hooligans out there care to testify on this public pay phone’s behalf? Sadly (and ironically), it cannot speak for itself.

Lower East Side Photo Du Jour: Bowery

bowery

Taken March 1, 2013.

New York Shitty Pay Phone Du Jour: Shock & Awe(some)

February 19, 2013 ·
Filed under: 10012, Bum Shit, Chinatown, Chinatown Manhattan, Dung of the Day, Urban Artifact, Wow, WTF 

Last weekend I went for a walk with my buddy Larry around points north Brooklyn and beyond. We stumbled upon a number of fascinating things during our peregrinations including a bona fide monologue machine. A discussion followed wherein Larry mused:

I wonder if anyone actually uses pay phones?

Today on the Bowery I learned the answer.

shitphone

Yes! Those of you who lament that New York City ain’t what it used to be (it isn’t), I present for your viewing pleasure the above repurposed phone kiosk. For what it is worth, it smelled a lot worse than it looks.

fiveinches

Damn.

New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: The Kiss

thekiss

From the Bowery.

The Word On The Street, Part I: Bowery

bowery

Taken January 23, 2013.

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