From The New York Shitty Inbox: Ana Banana

A Mr. (or Ms.) Santonas (who forwarded me the above flier) writes:

I am a huge fan of your blog.  My friend is heart broken about her missing dog.  Can you possibly post this on your blog?  Thank you so much!

If anyone reading this has seen Ms. Banana or knows of her whereabouts please call the above-listed telephone number. In closing, yours truly would be very grateful to any and all who can help spread the word about Ana’s disappearance. Anyone familiar with the area where this lass was last seen will undoubtedly agree with me when I write that it is an incredibly unsafe place for a canine cutie to be at large. Thanks!

Miss Heather