Williamsburg Recession Watch: Priced To Move

April 6, 2009 ·
Filed under: Recession, Williamsburg 

forsale

This fully loaded mode of transportation comes courtesy of Maspeth Avenue in East Williamsburg. Not only has it been reduced from $500 to a mere $100, but it touts “cold AC” and (presumably contingent on the physical condition of the purchaser) purports to have “full power”. What a steal!

Miss Heather

A Girl And Her Blog

April 6, 2009 ·
Filed under: Abjectecture, Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Recession, Williamsburg 

It would appear that politicians (and the developers to whom they are beholden) have done a smashing job of removing “urban blight” (READ: the working class/poor) from north Brooklyn. Who needs nuclear bombs when re-zoning, complicity and bureaucratic incompetence/apathy will do the job? Nonetheless the end product is more or less the same: a community whose quality of life has been compromised.

Follows is a revue of developer-induced blight in north Brooklyn I captured yesterday, April 5. I have entitled it After The Gold Rush.

The sad reality is re-zoning, tax bennies, and easy credit have done little to benefit my neighborhood. There were once businesses that gave people decent, well paying  jobs. Affordable rental property was once in abundance in Greenpoint as well. No more. Thanks to our city’s leadership much of my wonderful neighborhood has become a wasteland peppered by vacant lots, failed condominiums cum overpriced rental property, illegal hostels and super-sized tourist destinations operated by and for the affluent.

The time is long overdue for north Brooklyn to be developed in a manner sensitive to the needs of the people who constitute this community, not the ones Mayor Bloomberg’s rich cronies envision living here.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Miss Heather

P.S.: This one’s for you, Bob.

Williamsburg Video Du Jour: 74 Seconds

April 5, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

From North 5th Street.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Sweet Liberty

March 31, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

sweetliberty

I was sooooo happy to learn when I visited The City Reliquary last weekend that they have added this magnificently creepy old cake (which if my memory serves me correctly, hails from a bakery on Grand Street) to the collection.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Urban Fur

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

3leggedcat

Driggs Avenue

xmastree

neruda

Bedford Avenue

north9st

North 9 Street

bonita

sia1

Franklin Street

pensivepug

twopugs

weststreetpups

West Street

Miss Heather

Southside Photos Du Jour: Poo Poo Platter

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day, Williamsburg 

poopoo

Just in time for April Fool’s Day Spacecraft present their “make it yourself” Poo Poo Platter.

poopooplatter

As you can see some of it is rather convincing (note the presence of corn in the turd at far right. NICE.)— but there’s still no substitute for the real thing.

movingsale

I’m sorry I missed out on this moving sale. Furniture, books, CDs, DVDs, Vintage duds, cool stuff and an enormous pile of shit?!? These people have everything!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Blue Light Special

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

sofasleeper

This lovely sofa sleeper hails from North 5th Street just outside the Bedford Avenue Mall. A picture perfect location to rest your bones after a particularly rigorous bout of shopping or catch a couple winks before (re)commencing an especially arduous bar crawl. The possibilities are endless!*

Miss Heather

*Possible/probable bedbug infestation notwithstanding, of course.

North Brooklyn Photos Du Jour: Southside Sunday

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

whiterabbit

daffodils

mary

South 2nd Street

kinky

South 4th Street

pizzaandrestaurant

357

Bedford Avenue

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: American Vomit

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

analsex

From Bedford Avenue.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Iron Mike

March 28, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

ironmike

From Wythe Avenue.

Miss Heather

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