Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Eat Me On Bedford Avenue

June 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Java Street

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Manhattan Avenue

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Bedford Avenue

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Gentrification Watch: McCarren Park

June 12, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

LOST

This item (which hails from Lorimer Street and Driggs Avenue) goes off the fucking charts. I honestly don’t where to start. Is it

  • the professional quality of this flier?
  • the kid’s name?
  • the fact someone elected to use his (or her) son’s scooter to advertise their political beliefs?

Now that I have given the matter some thought methinks it is probably the latter most. I don’t think little Devlin lost this scooter. He probably had it taken from him after a thorough pommeling from the angry son (or daughter) of this person.

Miss Heather

P.S.: I for one who’d like to see a flier for a stolen red scooter with a John McCain sticker on it. Or perhaps a green scooter with a Ralph Nader sticker? I do not know which one would be funnier.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Some More People From My Neighborhood

June 11, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Java Street

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Greenpoint Avenue

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Nassau Avenue

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McCarren Park

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Bedford Avenue

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Jackson Street

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Metropolitan Avenue

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: The Sleep Of Reason Creates Monsters*

June 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

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From North 7th Street.

Miss Heather

*This comes from Francisco de Goya’s “Los Caprichos” and is the only explanation I can muster as to why someone who so vehemently defends the life of the unborn—in the name of god— would elect take to take the life of another, albeit already born. In a church, no less. Disgusting.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Got Hope?

June 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

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From Hope Street.

Miss Heather

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: The Swami Of Street Sneakers

June 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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From Jackson Street.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: The Knave Of Pop

June 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

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From North 5 Street.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: W.W.B.D.?

June 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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From Berry Street.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Happy Birthday Pa Heather!

June 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

To close the day on a personal note today is Pa Heather’s birthday. I spent much of it racking my brain as to what to give him. What does one give a man who has— or hates— damned near everything? To this end I decided to take and walk and think the matter over. It was at McCarren Park I finally found my answer: a slice of life not be found where he lives.

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A very Greenpoint slice of life.

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You might be getting older and losing your hair, Pa Heather, but as the above photographs clearly illustrate hair loss is not necessarily a bad thing. Happy birthday dad!

Miss Heather

Today’s Bit Of Recession Humor: Pulling The Plug

June 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Recession, Williamsburg 

mishacalvertI usually do not re-blog material from other sites but I have been deluged with emails regarding this gem, an article from the New York Times entitled (in every conceivable sense of the word) “Parents Pulling The Plug on Williamsburg Trustfunders”. For this reason I feel compelled to pass it along. It even features a quote from Misha Calvert (better known as the organizer of the Mr. and Miss Williamsburg Contest and alleged thief of Colt 45) as seen at left.

Interested parties will be pleased (or distressed) to know Ms. Calvert is wearing substantially more apparel in this tome which my buddy over at Queens Crap called:

Quite possibly the most humorous article of the year.

With such pissers as this:

Luis Illades, an owner of the Urban Rustic Market and Cafe on North 12th Street, said he had seen a steady number of applicants, in their late 20s, who had never held paid jobs: They were interns at a modeling agency, for example, or worked at a college radio station. In some cases, applicants have stormed out of the market after hearing the job requirements.

“They say, ‘You want me to work eight hours?’ ” Mr. Illades said. “There is a bubble bursting.”

and this:

It can be hard to see the signs of financial troubles in Williamsburg because residents are so loath to show that they had money in the first place. Robert Lanham, author of “The Hipster Handbook,” said in an interview that many newer residents tried to blend in with the area’s gritty history and dressed “half the time like they’re homeless people.”

I am inclined to agree. If you have not checked out this article already I encourage you to do so. It’s something else. In closing I’d like to give this piece of advice to Ms. Calvert: if you want to be taken seriously it might be good, for starters, not to be photographed in a gold lame bikini top throwing hand signs.

Just a thought.

Miss Heather

Image Credit: Your Nabe via Free Williamsburg

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