Spotted At 1045 Flushing Avenue: Help Wanted

Any takers?

The Word On The Street: A Seigel Street PSA

Taken October 11, 2011.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Are You An Artist?

This was the subject line of the press release I received from the folks at Arts@Renaissance this afternoon. Needless to say I simply had to see what this was about. I’m glad I did!

On December 2, our community will come together to celebrate our creativity. 100 artists will share their vision of North Brooklyn through 4×6 postcards made specially for the event.

And we want you to be a part of it!

There are many ways to get involved, as an artist, as a volunteer, and as a supporter of our burgeoning creative community. Each piece will be sold at auction on December 2 to benefit Arts@Renaissance, the innovative new arts space run by St. Nicks Alliance. You can make a piece, spread the word, or donate funds to make it all happen. Tickets go on sale shortly!

Are you an artist?

Please consider donating your own postcard. There are full details on how to submit here. The only parameters are that the piece be 4×6 and reference North Brooklyn.

This is great opportunity for north Brooklyn artists (and there are many!) to strut their stuff for a good cause. Check it out!

New York Shitty Street Seating du Jour: Scholes Street Pastoral

Taken October 11, 2011.

The Word On The Street, Part II: STOP

Taken October 11, 2011.

The Word On The Street: Every Day You Play*

From Morgan Avenue.

*You can read this poem in its entirety by clicking here.

Bushwick Street Art du Jour: Noh J. Coley

Taken October 11, 2011.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Tour The ‘Creek For $10.00!

Strike A Pose

Shit Tits and Scrap Metal

Ribbed For Her Pleasure

That’s right folks: thanks to the NYCEF Newtown Creek Fund of the Hudson River Foundation ten bucks buys you a trip up our very own Shit Newtown Creek! Those of you who are interested in this very special opportunity better act fast. I imagine tickets are gonna sell out quick!

Newtown Creek Boat Tour(s)
October 23, 2011 10:00 – Noon; 1:00 – 3:00 p.m.
Cost: $10.00 (You can purchase tickets by clicking here!)
Leaves from Pier 17 at South Street Seaport
New York, New York 10038

Special thanks go out to Mitch Waxman of the Newtown Pentacle for not only bringing this to my attention— but it should also be noted he will be the Master of Ceremonies! You can read about what he has cooked up for Open House New York (which is October 15th) by clicking here. Check it out!

Reader Contribution du Jour: Deja Vu

September 18, 2011 ·
Filed under: 10128, Culture War, Upper East Side, Upper East Side Manhattan 

This item hails from the Upper East Side (91st Street and Second Avenue, to be precise) and comes courtesy of Fred T. Sanford. If the subject matter of the above missive, dear (veteran) readers, seems vaguely/inexplicably familiar to you here’s why:

On January 6, 2010 I wrote of the above missive (which hails from Lorimer Street in East Williamsburg):

…the horrific grammar and spelling of this missive taken into account— here’s what I want to know:

  1. What the hell are “whipes”?
  2. How does one flush a mop down a toilet?
  3. Why would someone see fit to flush a mop down a toilet?

I guess there’s a first time for everything.

And as of today, September 18, 2011; there’s a second!

New York Shitty Photos du Jour: All Thumbs

Taken September 14, 2011.

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