New York Shitty Feral Furniture Watch: Shabby Chic

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From McKibben Street.

East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Ingraham Street

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I am 99% sure you all can figure out what is going on here— but for the 1% who cannot not: this is a stationary bicycle chained to a street sign so as to presumably prevent its theft. There are many unanswered questions this brings to mind. I will refrain from sharing them here. *However, I will remind everyone— once again— that this being a stationary bike it is highly unlikely any aspiring thief is exactly going to make a quick getaway on it.

*With one exception: Why can’t Citibike implement stationary bike station?

The Word On The Street, Part II: Good Advice

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Taken June 13, 2013.

The Word On The Street, Part I: Ingraham Street

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Taken June 13, 2013.

From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Grow Your Parks

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A number of folks have brought this to my attention. But I am rolling with this one as I found the “copy” the most provocative:

Hi, Heather…any chance you can do a quick thing on this on your site? Feel free to editorialize as much as you wish, but it would be nice to let people know about it. That way they can come and personally rip on the new OSA director if they wish.

PDF attached. Here is the copy I sent out along with it:

Friends and Neighbors,

The OSA Community Committee is pleased to announce the next Public Forum will be taking place on Wednesday June 12, 2013 at The Warsaw in Greenpoint at 7pm.

The Public Forum is your chance as community members to bring your ideas for maintaining, improving and celebrating our public parks in North Brooklyn both with your fellow North Brooklynites and with OSA leadership. Join your neighbors in discussing the state of your parks and generating priorities for the Parks Department and OSA staff.

This year you have a unique opportunity to meet and hear from the Executive Director of OSA, Ed Janoff. Ed will present his plan for addressing the ideas the community submitted at the last Public Forum as well as take your questions.

We hope to see you there!

Grow Your Parks: OSA Public Parks Forum
Wednesday, June 12th 2013 starting at 7:00 p.m.
The Warsaw
261 Driggs Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Tomorrow: Community Board 1 Joint SLA & Public Safety Committee Meeting

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As you can plainly see, gentle readers, the list is a long one. If anyone has issues with any of the above-listed establishments show up and speak up!

Joint SLA Review & Public Safety Committee Meeting
May 30, 2013 starting at 6:30 p.m.
Community Board 1 Office
435 Graham Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Urban Artifact: Street Sneaks

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From Bushwick Avenue.

The Word On The Street: Special Williamsburg Edition

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Taken May 24, 2013.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Graham Avenue

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Although I have featured this before, what really struck me today was the pigeon’s presence. It was almost as if he (she?) was standing there just to get the “point” across. Possibly before “bombing” some unsuspecting pedestrian below…

Urban Artifact: Lorimer Street

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Taken May 1, 2013.

P.S.: While I am on the subject of Barbies, it would appear Huron Street’s bathing beauties have moved on (hopefully to the Nature Walk) or have gotten a “taker”.

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