New York Shitty Day Ender: The Crosstown Local Rides Again!

(Or: Happy Belated Mother’s Day From 21st Street)

It looks innocent enough.

This Mother’s Day tome is sweet albeit in an urban kind of way.

Then you see and smell this.

WTF?

Miss Heather

Long Island City Photos Du Jour: Ouch

June 6, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island, Long Island City, Street Art 

From Jackson Avenue.

Miss Heather

Long Island City Photo Du Jour: Waiting For the B62

June 2, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens 

From Jackson Avenue.

Miss Heather

The Pulaski Bridge: Like No Other Place In The World

Today I learned via liQcity that Long Distance Voyager, a runner who operates a blog stationed in our fair city, has named the Pulaski Bridge as his “Bridge of the week”. Phil McCartney, this blog’s author, writes:

…Besides the Newtown Creek, the bridge also crosses over the entrance to the Queens-Midtown Tunnel. It provides a nice view of the Manhattan skyline as well

It is rather breathtaking, isn’t? I found it hardly surprising that I was not the only person who saw fit to take a moment to savor this lovely sunset: a group of youths were busy taking photos on their i-Phones and a family of five paused to take notice as well. While largely unsung, the Pulaski (and the scenic vistas sports) inspires a great many people in a manifold number of ways. This I learned both firsthand and via a very nice lady named Christina. She had a most interesting tale to tell. It went more or less as follows.

She was walking across the bridge one evening when she spied a shirtless man staring intently at the Manhattan skyline. His expression was one of bliss. As she got closer the reason for this gent’s beatific state became manifest: he was masturbating. I will readily admit I have seen of a lot of unusual stuff in my life and have read flowery rhetoric extolling the man-made work of art that is New York City’s skyline. But this is arguably the first time I have ever heard about the likes of the Empire State Building, Chrysler Building, et. al., being fodder for sexual gratification. I guess there is something to the adage:

They say there are different strokes for different folks.

In any case, shortly after Catherine and I parted company I had my very own special Pulaski Bridge experience.

What is important in the above photograph is what you are not seeing: this woman’s (as indicated by the red arrow) breasts which I can personally attest were a few seconds previously frolicking in the sunshine. Why she suddenly became modest at the prospect of a handful of pedestrians (as opposed to the borough of Manhattan: population ~2,000,000) getting a glimpse of her mams confuses me even two days later. Then again I have also never been greeted by someone with a belch. Which is what this woman did while reaching for her pack of smokes.

Congratulations, Pulaski. You’re one in a million!

Miss Heather

Long Island City Photos Du Jour: 5Pointz

June 1, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Street Art 

Taken May 30, 2010.

Miss Heather

Long Island City Photo Du Jour: R & R

May 31, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens 

From 46th Road.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: Refang Pulaski!

Taken May 30, 2010.

Miss Heather

Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: Waiting…

From Jackson Avenue.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: BP

May 30, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Queens, Sunnyside 

From Queens Plaza East.

Miss Heather

Urban Fur: Are You Being Served?

May 23, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Urban Fur 

From Hunter’s Point Wine & Liquors.

Miss Heather

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