New York Shitty Feral CitiBike Watch: Stuyvesant Town
Filed under: 10003, 10009, Criminal Activity, East Village, East Village Manhattan
As spotted today at 1st Avenue and 14th Street. Those of you who may wish to avail yourselves of a free ride should be advised that it has been brought to my attention that the NYPD is helping Citibike corral and collect these prodigal pieces of transportation. E.g.; if you happen to get caught violating traffic laws (and as such will be given a ticket) while riding an unsanctioned Citibike, our Finest will verify the latter with Citibike and you will land in jail. Given the bicycle theft problem on this, my side of the creek, I find this grimly entertaining. Ride carefully folks…
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Smiles
Filed under: 10003, East Village, East Village Manhattan, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy, Urban Fur
Taken by David Sierra.
New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street
Filed under: 10003, Greenwich Village, Greenwich Village Manhattan, The Natives Are Getting Restless, The Word On The Street
Taken August 16, 2014.
Urban Fur: Special Feathered Edition
Filed under: 10003, East Village, East Village Manhattan, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy, Urban Fur
I made a new friend today on Stuyvesant Street. His name is Warlock!
East Village Photos Du Jour: The Maginot Line
Filed under: 10003, Culture War, East Village, East Village Manhattan, Street Justice
Although located in the East Village, I am certain plenty of folks on this side of the East River (especially those who reside in Williamsburg and along Franklin Street) can relate to what is being attempted here: a cordon sanitaire so folks who reside in the adjacent building do not have ingress and egress precluded by patrons of the establishment next door.
Sadly, it appears to be about as effective as its namesake.
Update, June 29th: I stand corrected! A fellow named Robert writes:
Your posts are usually on the money. This post:Is totally wrong, sadly; It’s not a resident line, or anything; Abraço opened up a little 2nd market store, roughly 6 doors down: the pink line is in fact a number of arrows leading their customers down the street.(I was there yesterday)
New York Shitty Pay Phone Du Jour: Phone Home
From First Avenue.
The Word On The Street: FRI$KY BU$INE$$
Filed under: 10003, 11101, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, Lower East Side, Lower East Side Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City, Street Art, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy, The Word On The Street
As spied on Essex Street. While I am on the subject, I would like to give a shout out to Curtis & Kuby’s Facebook page. Today the latter was kind enough to share my “product”!. I quickly discerned this when I received an inquiry. It goes as follows:
Please tell me the stop & frisk snowglobe is a real product. How does one go about acquiring one or two?
I have assured this gentleman that this snow globe is quite real. Nevertheless, the latter is an excellent question. One quite frankly I had not pondered. This in large part because I have so much darned fun making these bad boys (and girls). In any case, here’s the deal:
- Inasmuch as I would like to do a flat rate price by size (of globe), the fact of the matter is some are more costly to make in terms of material and labor than others. Thus…
- they will be priced accordingly and on a case by case basis.
- Anyone interested in purchase a snow globe should contact me via email at: missheather (at) newyorkshitty (dot) com. Please be sure to indicate which one you are interested in.
- All transactions and donations (Yes, I have had folks ask if they can help finance this venture) will be conducted via PayPal. My account is the previously listed email address.
- I suppose it would be helpful if a provided a link to my “product”. This photo set shows what I have created, what I am presently working on, the “process” in all its fun and frustration. I update it on a fairly regular basis— so check back periodically!
Presently I am working on a snow globe which explores the phenomenon of “indecent exposure” and how technology (smart phones in particular) has shifted the “balance of power” so to speak from the “flasher” to the “flashee”. This seems to have resulted in more responsiveness to this kind of thing from our constabulary. As you can see, gentle readers this chap is exposing himself to mixed reactions from his “audience”. Two have elected to run away, one is reading him the riot act and another is calmly documenting it on her smart phone (from hence it will undoubtedly find its way onto the Internet).
On the “to do” list:
- Occupy Wall Street: I suspect this will be a series.
- This guy.
- Alec Baldwin getting arrested for bicycling down Fifth Avenue the wrong way.
I think we can all agree this needs to happen. In closing (and on a related note) I would like to give a shout out to this rather nifty endeavor which is presently on view in Long Island City.
You can get the skinny on Mr. Stojak’s project by clicking here. Check it out!
Credits/Props: Image of Mr. Baldwin and New York’s Finest comes courtesy of InTouch magazine via CBS News. Image of Mr. Stojak’s work comes courtesy of Worleygig.com. Last— but hardly least— a shout out of thanks goes out to Queens Crap for bringing Mr. Stojak’s wonderful work to my attention!
The Word On The Street: Waverly Place
Filed under: 10003, Greenwich Village, Greenwich Village Manhattan, The Word On The Street
Taken May 17, 2014.
The Word On The Street: 10th Street Free Press
Filed under: 10003, 10009, East Village, East Village Manhattan, The Natives Are Getting Restless, The Word On The Street
Yours truly opted to take a friend visiting by the building on 10th Street whose walls have become the home to many an epistle. We did did not come away disappointed. When I arrived home I did a little fact-checking. I was curious to see if the Empire State was in fact the most corrupt (whether or not Mr, Putin runs the United States government is anyone’s guess). This would appear not to be the case. Still, it is the thought that counts!
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Brooklyn Is Over
Filed under: 10003, 10009, Brooklyn, DUMBO, DUMBO Brooklyn, East Village, East Village Manhattan, Urban Artifact
Taken by Scoboco.
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