Urban Artifact: Pornocopia!
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact
For the last week the Mister has been on “staycation”. This has entailed certain things, among them:
- Taking strolls at a more leisurely pace. This is my concession to the Mister.
- The Mister allowing yours truly to investigate items I find of interest.
This post is an example of the latter. This evening the Mister and I were meeting friends for dinner at Raizes.* Instead of simply walking McGuinness (which is a bit much), I suggested we walk Newell instead. It was not long until we encountered something interesting. This:
I, having seen quite a bit of weird shit on the this block over the years, immediately dove in.
You’re not going to touch that?
The Mister asked. To wit I replied;
There’s porn in this bag.
Sure enough, my “porndar” was correct!
Behold, Sticky Fingered #2.
Underneath this fine piece of cinema was Rocky 3 & Rocky 5. Fascinating.
And underneath all the previous was, naturally, MORE PORN! Specifically: Ass Fuck 4, Little Lace Panties 1…
and this intriguingly titled tape of specially curated material. What secrets does it hold, I wonder? Any/all who are looking for something to do this holiday weekend may want to take the above selections under consideration. There are eight tapes total (one of which is not labelled at all— intriguing!) and they can be found behind the Key Food on Newell Street.
I have neatly arranged them for easy/selection perusal. Enjoy!
*Which I highly recommend, by the way. There are vegan and vegetarian items available. They are offered on their small plate menu. Try them!
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Balloon Man
Filed under: New York City
Taken by Pajarita Frenetica.
From The New York Shitty Inbox: And Now A Word From The 94th Precinct
Via an anonymous tipster:
The New York City Police Department is seeking the public’s assistance in identifying and locating the following suspect wanted in connection with an attempted burglary within the confines of the 94 Precinct. The details are as follows:
On Saturday, August 2, 2014 at approximately 0250 hours, the suspect entered 99 North 10 Street without permission or authority and attempted to gain entry into offices within.
Surveillance video of the suspect is attached and available at DCPI.
Anyone with information in regards to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS. The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers Website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or texting their tips to 274637(CRIMES) then enter TIP577.
All calls are strictly confidential.
It would appear that some fellow— and a very menacing one at that (nothing strikes fear in the hearts of men like a purple Polo shirt)— attempted to burgle Vice Magazine. Or was one of their employees was simply trying to go to back to work operating on sheer motor memory?
In any case, the 94th Precinct ison it.
Urban Artifact: India Street
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact
Taken August 27, 2014.
Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Ndugu Is Lost!
If you have seen Ndugu or know of his (her?) whereabouts please call his family at the above listed phone number. Thanks!
From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: RIP
Filed under: Brooklyn, Gentrification, Gowanus, Stuff The Makes Heather Sad, The Word On The Street
Taken by Axel Taferner.
The Word On The Street, Part II: 32 India Street
Filed under: 11222, Bloomblight, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
Translation: I shit hipster in Brooklyn.
There’s some rather interesting material to be found on the fence gracing one of yours truly’s favorite derelict construction sites (formerly known as “Poo Corner”)…
Special thanks/props go out to a very nice lady named Jennifer for giving yours truly a(n accidental) reminder by bringing this to my attention.
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