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No Hat Water
Yesterday afternoon the Stupor informed me that we would not have any hot water that evening. Then he uttered some shit about the basement being flooded. At least I think that is what he said; his command of spoken English is about as proficient as his writing skills (or his ability to ‘manage’ this building). Shitty.
It is 9:33 a.m. Monday, April 16th. My hair is filthy (it is standing up by itself), my mother is staying here and we still have no hot water.
Good times.
Miss Heather
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Mon, 16th Apr 2007 7:17 am
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missheather on
Mon, 16th Apr 2007 7:26 am
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dupreciate on
Mon, 16th Apr 2007 10:12 am
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missheather on
Mon, 16th Apr 2007 10:14 am
HAT WATER? HA. Dude, I strolled right passed the paper in disgust and didn’t even bother to look closely at it. Well, hopefully the hotness get’s put back in soon enough cause I’m feeling a little crusty myself.
Yup, one of our ‘nabes has already called HPD.
I don’t know if you know this, but our landlord has been issued several court summons (from the Department of Buildings). I strongly suspect the Stupor (or his wife) are discarding them. This is the only reason (I can think of) why our landlord would have three (!) $2,500 fines thrown at him for “non-compliance” and get a visit from the DOB’s “Special Inspection Unit”. In regards to the latter, although the Stupe’s wife was present at the time they were not granted access to the basement.
These folks fucking crack me up. I wonder how many people they have living in our basement now?
Ha. Try a week with no shower at all, because your landlord is some 80 facking years old and thinks he knows plumbing, and english, but rather has little command of either.
Been there, done that. The only difference is our Super is the fucking moron who can’t speak English: http://www.newyorkshitty.com/?p=480
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