LAST GASP: (Not So Good) Vibrations?
This comes courtesy of the wonderfully dedicated folks at the Newtown Creek Monitoring Committee (via Facebook):
Vibrations are being felt by businesses near the Newtown Creek Water Pollution Control Plant (AKA: the Shit Tits — Ed. Note). If you live or work in the vicinity of the facility, and feel vibrations, you can call 311 and make a complaint. Be sure to get the complaint number and forward it to the NCMC liaison at nc(dot)mc(at)verizon(dot)net. The complaints help the committee to help you.
If you feel something, north ‘Pointers, say something— to NCMC!