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New York Shitty Day Ender: Caption This
As my professors in art school often said:
Context is everything.
And by all appearances this concept appears to have been lost on this fan of our current Community Board 1 chair and aspiring 50th Assembly District Leader, Chris Olechowski. Or perhaps he (she?) has a sense dark sense of humor? Only he knows for certain. In any case, this Nassau Avenue business owner could have at least placed Mr. Olechowski’s visage in front of premium, two-ply asswipes. Standards, people!
P.S.: I have decided a prize is in order for anyone who sees fit to give this image a snappy caption. See “comments” for details.
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10 Comments on New York Shitty Day Ender: Caption This
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SpillConspirator on
Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:01 pm
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missheather on
Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:10 pm
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mcgolrickheights on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 8:41 am
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mcgolrickheights on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 8:41 am
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deadzebra on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 9:35 am
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missheather on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 1:39 pm
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richardk on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 2:09 pm
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missheather on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 3:48 pm
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richardk on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 3:58 pm
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missheather on
Thu, 28th Jun 2012 4:01 pm
LOL
C’mon Spill Conspirator, take a shot at a caption. I’ll even toss in a pack of premium, soft, two ply toilet paper as a prize!
I promise to wipe out public shitting in all parks by my comrades.
On a more serious note, this guy is basically saying that if you’re not Polish, I don’t represent you.
Help wipe Lincoln off the ballot! Vote Olechowski.
1000 fresh ideas for Brooklyn’s best side! Vote Olechowski.
..something something Restlerroom.
I give up.
Keep your eyes on the prize, north Brooklynites! Not one, not two, but FOUR rolls (218.8 square feet total) of extra soft asswipey goodness could be yours!
His campaign is on a roll.
Methinks you might be onto something, richardk. Instead of churning out copious posters and articles for “placement” in our local papers why don’t Mr. Olechowski’s backers/handlers simply print his campaign literature on actual toilet paper? Not everyone is conversant in Polish (or a registered Democrat, for that matter) but everyone in the 50th Assembly District shits. Asswipes for the masses, I say!
Well, it would make an absorbing piece of campaign literature.
I would like to humbly suggest that the “toilet tissue” in question mirror this fellow’s personality: abrasive as hell and with zero absorbancy whatsoever. Ordinarily being about as bright as an appliance bulb would render one unfit to be leadership material. Luckily for this fellow, this district is anything but ordinary.
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