From The New York Shitty Inbox: Cat Help

December 27, 2011 by missheather
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic

A person we’ll call “L” writes:

A friend of mine suggested I email you because I am in a real crap cat situation and he thought you may be able to help. I live in Greenpoint and have two cats. My boyfriend is extremely allergic to cats, so he cannot come to my apartment and I end up spending way too much time at his place. So, my poor cats are left alone quite often. My boyfriend is taking allergy drops, but this could take years to work and the doctor doesn’t think he will ever be able to actually live with cats. I adore my cats and have laughed/loved the cat lady jokes from friends over the years, but I am realizing that I have to find them a new and better home. I am not being a good parent, and my boyfriend and I would like to move in with one another. So, I have put up flyers, asked everyone I know and their mother, and posted on facebook and pet finder and everything else. People don’t seem to want to adopt full grown cats. But. people in Greenpoint love cats. so, maybe I thought I could reach them and tell them about these amazing two cats that need to be adopted though you. I have attached my flyer and two photos. Sorry for the long email. Please let me know what you think. I would really appreciate your help. I’m feeling totally freaked, because I don’t know what to do. Thanks.

Anyone who wishes to give “L” a hand— or better yet give these cuties a home— should shoot an email to: TunaandBlack (at) gmail (dot) com

Thanks!