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AntiWHAT?!?
I found this product gracing a shelf laden with an assortment of anti-headache and diarrheal medicines at Bagel on the Run. At a mere $2.50 a pop I had to own one for posterity. Given that this neighborhood recently received lavishly illustrated signs admonishing the citizenry not to drink in public parks, I am certain this product will be a big hit.
Miss Heather
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3 Comments on AntiWHAT?!?
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rowan on
Tue, 1st Apr 2008 3:00 pm
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Xris (Flatbush Gardener) on
Sun, 13th Apr 2008 11:07 am
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missheather on
Mon, 14th Apr 2008 10:44 am
original flavor: what other flavors are available? and did you taste this one?
So, I had to check out the Web site printed on the package.
“What’s it for? – It is superior to any other breath freshener or gum because it will not leave you smelling like a fruit.”
Well, now I know. Apparently effective on other oral odors.
The testimonials are most revealing of the target demographic.
“My children dislike the smell of beer and refuse to come near me. – Joe, Kansas” (If this doesn’t work, he’ll try beating them less often.)
“My cocktail parties are no longer offensive to my family – Kathryn, Florida” (Now it’s just her.)
“I bet that my colleagues didn’t like the way my breath smelled for I found them usually wanting to sit away from me. – Douglas, California” (That’s not the only reason.)
“I get back my normal breath even after I have had considerable amount of my favorite drink. – Mike, New York” (Yes, after he’s through choking on his own vomit.)
NICE!
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