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Something For All The Ladies in The House…
I found the above item at work recently. Once I determined what it was (a pair of swimming trunks) I IMMEDIATELY placed it behind the counter. Such a piece of apparel is unfit for Greenpoint consumption. No one— and I mean NO ONE who lives in the Garden Spot should be allowed to wear this. In fact, I am not even going to place it in the dumpster when I throw it away. To do so would assure that I will see them gracing some disgusting old homeless man’s ASS the next day. *shudder*
Yup folks, if you’re looking for the kind of man who can wear a pair of aqua blue Versace trunks and retain so much as a solitary ounce of dignity go somewhere else. You ain’t gonna find him here. As my gal pal Lisa over at Found in Brooklyn recently opined:
GP (Greenpoint) will have a serious influx of the type of people if you are like me you will despise…. I think the word yuppie is due for a comeback in a big way, but now they disguise themselves as “hipsters” which makes it even more rage inducing….
How very true. So I emailed her back and told her:
It’s happening alright. There used to be good eye candy here, you know. Now all you have are filthy hipsters (seriously they SMELL BAD) and those chaps. Last weekend I was relegated to chatting up a rockabilly dyke at the local record store. The only cute (and CLEAN) men left here are not men at all. They’re women.
I’m not trying put the moves on anyone or anything, but c’mon.
Sadly, most of the good looking men who graced my corner of the Garden Spot have long since left. Thankfully, I found the following piece of promotional material this weekend and it consoled me in my state of loss.
I do not profess to read or speak Polish. However, the above item does not require such literacy: it communicates via the International language of “Himbo”.
I am seriously tempted to attend this event. While not usually my kind of thing, the prospect of watching a horde of horny Polish broads ogling male exotic dancers strikes me as being too hilarious to miss.
Miss Heather
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4 Comments on Something For All The Ladies in The House…
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rowan on
Tue, 28th Aug 2007 2:54 pm
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missheather on
Tue, 28th Aug 2007 2:55 pm
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lisanne on
Tue, 28th Aug 2007 8:37 pm
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missheather on
Wed, 29th Aug 2007 5:16 am
i do believe i have seen similar bathing attire on some of the Russian dudes at Brighton Beach.
SEX-I-FUL
Ok you’ve just topped yourself, i just spit my drink across the room….piatek? soboda? Neidzila?! 3 days of hot body? I don’t think I have enough dollar bills to attend!
Today a chap from Verizon is swinging by to finish installing our second telephone line. I wonder if he will look like this?
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