Greenpoint Video Du Jour: Street Theater

March 6, 2009 by missheather
Filed under: Asshole, Greenpoint Magic

Have you ever had one of those mornings when something comes to pass over your first cup of coffee and you think to yourself:

I suppose it can only get better from here.

Earlier this week I had one such morning.

Now I will endeavor to explain to you what you have just watched. The gentleman on the left is filling this apartment building with heating oil. This is the job he has been hired to do and in order to discharge his responsibilities his truck has to idle in such a manner so as to obstruct the street. The woman to the right (who clearly has somewhere she needs to go and needs a S.U.V. to get her there) is displeased by this. She wants this chap to move his truck. Our heroine lays on her horn. Repeatedly. This, in turn, precipitates a lively exchange from which I overheard a number of colorful colloquialisms including but not limited to:

“Suck my dick.”
“Fuck you.” (numerous times)

It was at this point I grabbed my camera and, well, you can figure out the rest. For those of you who are wondering the woman eventually gave up, turned her gas guzzler around and commenced her commute using a different street.

May your day be happy. May your day be peaceful.

Motherf**ker. 😉

Miss Heather