From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Open!

December 9, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

On December 8, 2011 I wrote (in this post):

But alas, our Parks “Advocate” (and Parks Supervisor) are not reasonable people. This is why we have a “pop-up park” on my fair burgh’s waterfront which— while purported to have been “ready” in June (per the Deputy Director of OSA) and available to Nuit Blanche/East River Ferry patrons in October— is still closed to the general public.

Well gentle readers, I have some very good news to share! The newly-appointed gatekeeper of Java Street Park writes today, December 9, 2011:

I am the gatekeeper of that park at the end of java between india st pier entrance and java.  you can announce that it will be open most days, depending on my sleep/work schedule, from about 7:30am to about 6pm

Bundle up and get down there Garden Spotters! NOTE/CAVEAT: As I learned this afternoon, you can only gain entrance via Java Street.

Java Street “Pop-up” Park
waterfront, between Java Street and India Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

 

From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part I: Chanukah Comedy Night

December 9, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

View South

A lady named Kylie writes:

My name is Kylie Jane Wakefield and I’m organizing a Chanukah Comedy Night to benefit the Greenpoint Shul. If you have time or space to post about it, I’d really appreciate it… I hope to hear from you soon.
Duly mentioned! NOTE: This show features Danny Lobell (Comical Radio), Nick Vatterott (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing), Chris Iacono (Comical Radio), Jamie Lee (Last Comic Standing), and Adam Newman (Montreal Comedy Festival).

Chanukah Comedy Night
December 21, 2011 starting at 8:00 p.m.
Cost of admission: $10.00 at the door
Congregation Ahavas Israel
109 Noble Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222

New York Shitty Day Starter: $100,000

December 9, 2011 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City 

John Baldessari: "The First $100,000 I Ever Made", at the High Line

Taken by Scoboco.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Everyone’s A Critic

From Franklin Street.

From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: India Street Cats Poisoned?

I have received word that someone has attempted— and in one case, succeeded*— to poison the feral cats who call the end of India Street their home. If any of you, dear readers, see suspicious activity please call the police. Otherwise here’s what a commenter in the know has to say about animal abuse:

Poisoning Cats in New York State is a Felony

Punishment for this crime is 2 year in prison and/or a $5,000 fine

To file a report contact:
Humane Law Enforcement of the ASPCA
212-876-7700 ext. 4450
humanel@aspca.org

Neighborhood Cats, Inc.
212-662-5761
http://www.neighborhoodcats.org/

*He was found dead by the colony’s caretaker, a man named Sandy.

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Some Restrictions Apply

From Manhattan Avenue.

East Williamsburg Street Art du Jour: Hair

Taken December 7, 2011.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Ms. Used

From White Street.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Witnesses Wanted

A person we’ll call “J” writes:

… You even care to help with this, but I often see your pics posted around Morgantown, and imagine a decent amount of people in this area check out your blog. So, my car got fucking demolished the other night by some shithead who bailed. It was just parked on the street by Roberta’s. If you see fit, I would greatly appreciate if you threw this pic up and see if anyone witnessed it?
I had the car for 6 days.
I have been told the incident was overheard by a neighbor and came to pass Tuesday, December 6, at four or five a.m. If anyone has more details about what happened please contact J via email at spyplane (at) hotmail (dot) com. Thanks!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Brooklyn Bridge

December 8, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11201, DUMBO, DUMBO Brooklyn 

341/365 - Brooklyn Bridge.

Taken by Gina Herold.

  • NYS Flickr Pool

    DissociationMalevolent and asking for donations20241031_095113Hudson Yards  EDGELooking east-Northern view.Thompson and Broome Streets
  • Ads