From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: Open!
On December 8, 2011 I wrote (in this post):
But alas, our Parks “Advocate” (and Parks Supervisor) are not reasonable people. This is why we have a “pop-up park” on my fair burgh’s waterfront which— while purported to have been “ready” in June (per the Deputy Director of OSA) and available to Nuit Blanche/East River Ferry patrons in October— is still closed to the general public.
Well gentle readers, I have some very good news to share! The newly-appointed gatekeeper of Java Street Park writes today, December 9, 2011:
I am the gatekeeper of that park at the end of java between india st pier entrance and java. you can announce that it will be open most days, depending on my sleep/work schedule, from about 7:30am to about 6pm
Bundle up and get down there Garden Spotters! NOTE/CAVEAT: As I learned this afternoon, you can only gain entrance via Java Street.
Java Street “Pop-up” Park
waterfront, between Java Street and India Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part I: Chanukah Comedy Night
A lady named Kylie writes:
My name is Kylie Jane Wakefield and I’m organizing a Chanukah Comedy Night to benefit the Greenpoint Shul. If you have time or space to post about it, I’d really appreciate it… I hope to hear from you soon.
Chanukah Comedy Night
December 21, 2011 starting at 8:00 p.m.
Cost of admission: $10.00 at the door
Congregation Ahavas Israel
109 Noble Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222
New York Shitty Day Starter: $100,000
Taken by Scoboco.
New York Shitty Day Ender: Everyone’s A Critic
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, The Word On The Street
From Franklin Street.
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: India Street Cats Poisoned?
Filed under: 11222, Asshole, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
I have received word that someone has attempted— and in one case, succeeded*— to poison the feral cats who call the end of India Street their home. If any of you, dear readers, see suspicious activity please call the police. Otherwise here’s what a commenter in the know has to say about animal abuse:
Poisoning Cats in New York State is a Felony
Punishment for this crime is 2 year in prison and/or a $5,000 fine
To file a report contact:
Humane Law Enforcement of the ASPCA
212-876-7700 ext. 4450
humanel@aspca.orgNeighborhood Cats, Inc.
212-662-5761
http://www.neighborhoodcats.org/
*He was found dead by the colony’s caretaker, a man named Sandy.
Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Some Restrictions Apply
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy
From Manhattan Avenue.
East Williamsburg Street Art du Jour: Hair
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art
Taken December 7, 2011.
The Word On The Street, Part II: Ms. Used
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, The Word On The Street
From White Street.
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Witnesses Wanted
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Criminal Activity, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn
A person we’ll call “J” writes:
… You even care to help with this, but I often see your pics posted around Morgantown, and imagine a decent amount of people in this area check out your blog. So, my car got fucking demolished the other night by some shithead who bailed. It was just parked on the street by Roberta’s. If you see fit, I would greatly appreciate if you threw this pic up and see if anyone witnessed it?I had the car for 6 days.
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