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New York Shitty Day Starter: Glad You Are Here
Filed under: 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, The Word On The Street
From Maspeth Avenue.
TODAY: Community Board 1 Combined Public Hearing & Board Meeting
Filed under: 11211, 11222, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
This is but a fraction of the sidewalk cafe/liquor license goodness which awaits your delectation tomorrow at the Swinging 60’s Senior’s Center! Those of you who are curious can view the whole list here. Otherwise, I’d like to point out (once again) that this is a Combined Public Hearing and Board Meeting. Transportation Alternatives seems to be under the impression this is a Transportation Committee Meeting.* And saw fit to share this misinformation via an email blast:
Community Board 1 Combined Public Meeting & Board Meeting
November 9, 2011 starting at 6:30 p.m. (NOTE: you must sign up by 6:15 p.m. in order to speak)
The Swinging 60’s Senior’s Center
211 Ainslie Street
Brooklyn, New York 11211
*Which, had T.A. simply reviewed Community Board 1 BK’s calendar, they would have ascertained there is not a Transportation Committee meeting this month. But who I am to fret over such trivialities? This meeting is gonna be fun… right?
New York Shitty Day Ender: Live From The 94th Precinct Community Council Meeting
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Criminal Activity, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
This evening’s meeting— the last one for 2011— was short and sweet. However, there were items of (sadly, distressing) interest. Without further ado, here we go!
Part I: Marie introduces herself, calls the meeting to order, minutes from the previous meeting are read, etc.
Part II: Deputy Inspector Hurson gives a rundown of the month’s “activity”. Regrettably, the Cooper Park Houses receive a great deal of attention.
- D.I. Hurson notes that this year has been, overall, a very good one. Still there are problems. Primarily around/in the Cooper Park Houses.
- Two shootings have come to pass. One was perpetrated by a 15 year old youth; the other arose from a domestic situation and came to pass at 20 Debevoise Street. After 1 1/2 hours of negotiation, he gave himself up to the police.
- The party responsible for robbery at knife point at the Graham Avenue stop of the L train has been apprehended and is likely to have been responsible for a number of similar crimes in the area. The “perp” is a 60 year old male who hails from the Cooper Park Houses.
- The DWI fatality on Meserole Avenue is recounted. D.I. Hurson informs us that the pedestrian hit at Calyer Street and McGuinness Boulevard later died as a result of his injuries. The person responsible for the latter was caught thanks to surveillance cameras and a Mercedes Benz hood ornament found at the scene.
- Deputy Inspector Hurson notes traffic issues, namely those involving Kent Avenue and bicycle lanes have come to his attention. He notes that at North 6th Street alone there have been four accidents. This amongst the worst to be found in our fair city. As a result, the Department of Transportation is conducting a study with the 94th’s full cooperation.
- Club enforcement: a “social club” selling alcoholic beverages which was operating out of a private residence on Lombardy Street has been shut down.
- Both Halloween and the New York City Marathon came to pass peaceably.
Part III: The Q & A Session begins.
- A resident of the apparently troubled intersection of North 3rd Street and Berry Street speaks about confronting a rather belligerent fellow urinating on his stoop. As some of may recall, this same behavior and location were brought up at last month’s meeting. The difference this time: apparently The Levee (whose previous incarnation was Kokies— a club which will live in Williamsburg infamy) is the culprit, not Radegast.
- The matter of food trucks, namely “Endless Summer”, is brought forth. The customers of said truck are dumping their refuse/half-eaten foodstuffs on the street and this has resulted resulted in an increased presence of rats. You get the idea. A member of our local Community Board’s Public Safety Committee, Tom Burrows, inquires about the one hour parking rule. He is told by D.I. Hurson that they have to feed the meter like everyone else.
Part IV: The Q & A Session concludes.
- The new tenant leader of the Cooper Park Houses introduces herself, commends D.I. Hurson for the work the 94th has been doing and states her utmost wish to meet the office assigned to police her community (because she has yet to see him/meet him). Tomorrow.
An equally brief New York Shitty analysis/Op. Ed.: As some of you might recall, earlier today yours truly met a very lovely young woman on the premises of the Cooper Houses. A very young kitten had walked up to her and instead of simply walking away she took her into her arms— and heart. Not being in the position to keep her, she allowed me— a total stranger promising this kitten would find a loving home— to take her. For this she, her sister and grandmother thanked me.
The real thanks should go out to Kaileigh— and her family. Thanks to them this kitten will have undoubtedly have a safe place to call home and grow into “cat-hood”. Why shouldn’t Kaileigh— a human, and a very sweet one at that— get the same? Just a thought.
Until next year, folks…
The Word On The Street, Part II: A Very Special Santa
Filed under: 11206, 11211, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, The Word On The Street
From Ten Eyck Street.
Urban Fur: Special Cooper Park Houses Edition
Filed under: 11211, 11222, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Fur
John Lennon was really onto something when he said:
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Today I had a plan: searching for stolen manholes— and find them I did (For example, the above specimen which can be found at Kingsland and Norman Avenue. Please take a moment, gentle readers, to truly appreciate this person’s bravery— or stupidity. Take your pick.). It is also why I currently have a kitten in my bathtub. You read me correctly: a kitten. In my bathtub.
This kitten. But let’s get back to manholes for a moment.
I found the odd one here (224 Monitor Street) and there…
(Russell Street across from McGolrick Park) but I was nonplussed. Thus, I decided to expand my search southward.
And in so doing I discovered this fire hydrant in front of 450 Morgan Avenue which has been divested of its caps and a missing cover to boot! That’s three thefts for the price of one!
It was upon noticing this filming notice (for “Marcher”, whatever that is) gracing the eastern perimeter of the Cooper Park Houses I decided to take a detour… and discovered this little lass.
More accurately: I made the acquaintance of the young lady who discovered her. I asked what gives and she, with grandmother and younger sister by her side, explained to me that this kitten simply walked up to her. I told her that this was one very smart kitten and inquired as to whether or not she was going to keep her. She enthusiastically said “Yes”. Her grandmother (who was receiving a translation of this discussion from a friend) begged to differ. I then suggested:
I can probably get her placed at a rescue organization where she will be adopted to a good home.
To wit this kitten’s new friend asked:
She won’t be adopted to someone who will expect her to hunt and kill rats, will she?
Absolutely not.
I assured her and parsed through my “smartphone” for someone to call. After coming to the conclusion I had, in fact, been outsmarted by said device, I checked my email. There I found an email from Jay Lombard (of Dog Habitat) featuring (what else?) a plundered manhole. I emailed him back as follows:
Can you call me? STAT.
And call he did. I explained to him that I had a very special “thank you gift” for his manhole: a kitten. I inquired if, perchance, Dog Habitat could take her in. He agreed to take her. I relayed this news to her good Samaritan. This made her very happy. She asked me to take a few photos of her soon-to-be former feline friend. I gladly obliged and proceeded to walk down Maspeth Avenue with a kitten firmly attached to my chest.
ASIDE: One of the perks of walking around north Brooklyn as much as I do is I have a pretty extensive knowledge of the street scape and the businesses contained therein. In this case, I knew there was a pet grooming establishment nearby: Lucy’s Lucky Dog. I headed to 1 Maspeth Avenue without delay.
Suffice it to say I did not need to explain why I was there. A carrier was purchased and my new friend was quickly placed therein. She demonstrated her gratitude for these new accommodations by christening it with a fresh (and rather stinky) salvo of vomit.
Perhaps imitation Burberry is not this little one’s style? Only she knows for certain.
In any case, I quickly ascertained she rather liked accompanying me on my walk so I decided to continue my trek.
Eventually, having had enough “sight seeing”, she fell into a deep sleep.
One which— more or less— lasted the entire subway ride back to her temporary home.
Which is, of course, Chez Shitty’s bathtub.
I imagine there may be someone among you, dear readers, who is interested in giving this lass a home. Well, later this evening she will call Dog Habitat Jay’s home her new digs. I will be contacting our local veterinarian and arrange for a check-up and we’ll go from there. In closing, however, I will note that she has a(n albeit) temporary name: Kayleigh. This is the name of her founder who, it should be noted, took great pains to clarify her name spelled specially: K-A-Y-L-E-I-G-H.
Why not?
I say. A remarkable young lady should have a moniker to match!
This post is for you.
No Manhole Left Behind: Reader Contribution du Jour
Filed under: 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
This specimen comes courtesy of Jay (of Dog Habitat renown). He writes:
So many of these. I’ll start an album of missing covers just in the neighborhood around mcgolrick park. This one is from your side of town. You probably noticed it already.
Actually I had not. Ironically enough, today yours truly sojourned around McGolrick Park in search of plundered manholes. I did not come away disappointed. In fact I continued my journey and ended up getting a little more than I had bargained for. Emphasis on the word “little”— but that is the subject of another post!
New York Shitty Street Art du Jour: Bast
Filed under: 11206, 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art
Taken November 8, 2011.
The Word On The Street: A Meserole Street PSA
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, The Word On The Street
Taken November 8, 2011.
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