Spotted At Jamie Campiz Playground: Empowerment
Now if only the womens’ bathroom could, perchance, be appointed with a toilet seat…
among other things.
Miss Heather
From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part II: 4th Annual Wing Eating Contest
Since I have been long remiss in posting this (and the deadline will soon be upon us). Nicole, the fabulous lass who presides over The Habitat, writes:
Hi Heather!
Hope your summer has been going well thus far! Just wanted to pass along info regarding our Annual Wing Eating Contest (and yes, its as gross as it sounds!*):
The contest will be taking place on Tuesday August 30th at 10pm. 12 contestants will be competing to see who can eat the most wings in 10 minutes. The winner will be awarded $100 cash and trophy. The reigning two-time champion, Will Millender will be defending his title of 43 wings (the previous year he won by eating 48). Note: contestants do not have to eat 43 wings to win; they simply must eat more than the other contestants. Interested candidates should submit their names to the bar (limit one entry). We will be selecting contestants via random drawing on August 22nd (one week prior to the event). There is a $5 entry fee for participants; all will receive a complimentary t-shirt. The event takes place during our weekly .35 wing night (the special will be available throughout the night of the event).
Thanks as always!
Good luck, Greenpointers/carnivores!
4th Annual Wing Eating Contest
August 30, 2011 starting at 10:00 p.m.
The Habitat
988 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Miss Heather
*This is because I am a vegetarian.
From The New York Shitty Inbox: What’s Up At 259 Banker Street?
I have received a number of inquiries regarding this property. Follows are a few so you, gentle readers, can get the gist:
Hey Heather,
If you get a chance, take a look at the current partial stop work order on 259 Banker. I was out of town, and am not sure entirely what happened but my upstairs neighbor has been on them like a rabid dog in the past couple of weeks.
She also told me they filed for, and were granted, a cabaret license for their “artist’s studio” but I didn’t have time to find any verification of that myself. She said she was able to find via the paper trail that they have spent over $200,000 on renovations that sound suspiciously like the renovations you’d make to a nightclub.
Maybe the artist living there is only doing so temporarily and was actually planning all along to make it back into a (legal) club? It sounds very, very familiar to me, although this time, they might actually have all the permits in place….
…a stop work order has been issued on this property but there are still doing work I believe they are making this a club again it is zoned industrial only no living
…Just some info a stop work order was issued at this same address recently yet work continues with no care for neighbors in the area or there safety. This is a indutrial zone area we do not want another studio b it seems thats what is going to happen here
Here’s the deal…
Inasmuch as I can ascertain 259 Banker Street has been issued two permits. One is for a curb cut (Yes, this exciting stuff!). The other, as seen above, is for changing the occupancy of the second floor to an “eating and drinking establishment” and joining it with the first floor. To my knowledge neither a liquor license nor a cabaret license has been applied for. NOTE: both of the previous have to undergo a hearing via the Public Safety Committee of our local community board. Thus far I have seen no mention of 259 Banker Street on their agenda (which can be found online at Community Board 1’s web site). This does not mean the owner of this property does not plan to convert this space into some facsimile of its predecessor, Studio B, it simply means either he/she has not filed the paperwork yet or it has not matriculated through the system. The previous having been written, if/when I see this property on their docket I will post all the details on this site. As for the Stop Work Order…
Make that Partial Stop Work Order.
This was issued for debris falling into an adjacent property. As you can see this has been partially rescinded so the construction company can (ostensibly) erect some kind of scaffolding/protection for its afflicted neighbor. This may or may not be happening because…
another complaint has been filed for ongoing construction despite a Stop Work Order. As you can see, no construction activity was noted.
This is all I know (and probably can be known) at this time. For the time being here’s my advice for the folks who have contacted me (or anyone in a similar such situation):
- Email ALL complaints to our/your local community board. Be sure to include any all complaint numbers and general description of what happened/is happening. The email address for Community Board 1 is: bk01@cb.nyc.gov
- Watch the agendas for the Public Safety Committee. Any and all liquor license and cabaret license applications (the latter, I will note, are very rare) will find their way there before being issued.
I hope this has been helpful— or at least informative!
UPDATE, August 18, 2011: I have been contacted by the person residing at 259 Banker! We are in going to meet next week so he can tell me what’s going on!
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Almost Done
The final touches are being made and as you can see foodstuffs and sundries have their way to the shelves. Per a chap overseeing the renovation of Greenpoint Grocery they will re-open in “3-4 days”. Nice job, Saleh and Amin!
Greenpoint Grocery
Re-opening Date: August 20, 2011 (estimated)
1018 Manhattan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Miss Heather
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