Greenpoint Snowman Du Jour: Wink!

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

From the American Playground.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Whoopsy Daisy!

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: Area 51 

Taken January 27, 2011.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Digging Out

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

From Milton Street.

Miss Heather

The Word On The Street, Part II: I <3 NY

From McCarren Park.

Miss Heather

Greenburg Photo Du Jour: Reliable

You know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words. This rather amusing parking “job” (which hails from the intersection of Driggs Avenue and Lorimer Street) elicited many a chuckle and commentary from passersbyespecially my Polish friends and neighbors. I imagine having been acquainted with Communism (and the capacious bureaucracy and paperwork that goes with it) would make this particularly amusing to them. I really wish I understood what they were saying. I bet it was really funny.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: Window

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 10012, Manhattan, New York City 

male mannequin head, Lafayette Street

Taken by Michelle Rick.

Miss Heather

The Word On The Street: Box Street

Okay, this isn’t so much a word as a WHAT. Note how the artist responsible for this masterpiece took great care to make it known this thing (an extra-terrestrial, perhaps?) is most decidedly female.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Inbox: The Man, The Legend, The McGuinness!

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11215, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Park Slope 

This item was brought to my attention by my buddy Sherry. As many of you are undoubtedly aware, yours truly has a  soft spot for Mr. McGuinness. He was a crooked as a three dollar bill to be certain— but at least he was honest about it. Sadly, the same cannot be said of our politicians nowadays. What’s more, the man could turn a phrase. Take this gem (regarding his brief stint in the south), for example:

I don’t like that Jim Crow they got or their goddam white crow either.

So as to get everyone in the McGuinness spirit follows is a post I put up all the way back in 2007. Enjoy!

This week’s installment of Greenpoint goodness features two things Miss Heather loves:

  1. Art
  2. Peter “Pete” J. McGuinness

Known to most as little more than the namesake of a rather lackluster bit of road in Greenpoint, “The McGuinness” (as he was called) is my role model. Loud-mouthed, crude, contrarian assholes like us tend to stick together, and besides, what can you not love about a man who once said (regarding Prohibition):

It’s a shame to allow whiskey to lie idle when there’s people at Death’s door that might be saved by it.

On top of a shared affection for intoxicating substances I recently learned that Pete and I have something else in common: we both are art lovers. Who knew? Here is an article from the February 22, 1935 edition of the New York Times entitled “Brooklyn Beckons To Civic Virtue”. Enjoy!

Brooklyn Beckons to Civic Virtue

Do not let Pete’s colorful rhetoric fool you; the man was not stupid. His career surviving the Seabury Commission‘s investigation of Tammany Hall is a testament to his wiliness. And of course, being buddies with Fiorello La Guardia probably didn’t hurt either.

Those of you who are looking a slightly meatier piece of summer reading (and want to learn more about the Seabury Hearings and the fall of Tammany), check out Once Upon a Time in New York by Herbert Mitgang. While a little tedious here and there, it is completely worth taking the time to read.

Adult Education Present: Brooklyn
February 1, 2011 starting at 8:00 p.m.
Price of admission: $5.00
Union Hall
702 Union Street
Brooklyn, New York 11215

Miss “aspiring Greenpoint Boss” Heather

P.S.: Those of you craving more Pete McGuinness goodness should check out this guest post I wrote for the Gowanus Lounge!

New York Shitty Real Estate Listing Du Jour: Sophie B. Realty

January 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Here’s the deal: inasmuch as I find it personally distasteful I can understand calling, say, parts of Nassau Avenue (especially the area abutting McCarren Park) “Williamsburg area”. But Norman Avenue?!? Shit, that isn’t even close!

Miss Heather

Reader Contribution Du Jour: Live From Seventh Avenue & 38 Street!

Jeff Williams (who took the above photograph at 8:00 a.m. this morning) writes:

NYC snow clean up. Fail.

Closing on a note of delicious irony I leave you, dear readers, with something I beheld at McCarren Park at 7:30 p.m. last night!

UPDATE, 6:15 p.m.: it would appear Jeff sent the wrong photo! He writes:

Oops, sent the wrong pic…that was 38th and Broadway….here’s the real fail at 38 and 7th!

Miss Heather

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