New York Shitty Day Ender: Chez Shitty Gets A Very Special Christmas Present!

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

(Or: Mystery Solved!)

This is a close-up of our living room window. As you will notice there is has a hole in it. This phenomenon has been the source of considerable debate in Chez Shitty for some time.

How did it get there?

We have asked ourselves. Alas to no avail. Until today and courtesy of Jerzy tearing down the drapery rod gracing said window, that is.

This is what the Mister discovered when he endeavored to hang the aforementioned rod back up. The round item at the far right is a BB. For those of you who are not in the know, these are generally discharged from fire arms. Yup.

Happy Greenpoint Christmas to all, and to all a good-night…

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

P.S.: The Mister and I have our suspicions as to who was the author of this misdeed. The Mister describes him as follows:

That little bastard who likes to shine the laser pointer in our window.

Urban Fur: Funny Face

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Fur 

From India Street.

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

Greenpoint Street Art Du Jour: Pilus

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Yulehenge

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Those of you who have elected to spend this Christmas Day in the Garden Spot and are looking for something to do should swing over to Leonard Street between Calyer Street and Meserole Avenue. That is where you will find this curiosity. It is located on the west side of the street next door the one that started it all!

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

‘Tis The Season: Freeman Street

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Taken December 24, 2010.

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Garbage Claus?

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Last night at T & N Wine & Liquor as the Mister was making his purchases I watched the television there. It was on the news. They reported that Santa Claus was spied flying over Norway.

What a crock of shit.

I thought to myself. Everyone knows Santa does not exist and I failed to see why our news media sees fit to propagate this myth. Then we headed home— and I saw something that forced me to reconsider the existence of fat man in the red suit. Not I only have I come to the conclusion that Santa does in fact exist, but his means of distributing gifts is most decidedly of the four wheeled persuasion.

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This Pontiac, to be precise.

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I would like to apologize in advance for the lack clarity in these images. They do no adequately convey what is going on here. So I will tell you: this motor vehicle is packed to the ceiling— quite literally— will all manner and variety of Yuletide mirth.

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Here’s a shot of the dashboard.

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And here’s close-up of some very special treats awaiting delivery into some deserving boy (or girl’s) Christmas stocking: a bicycle helmet, unopened bottle of star anise seed and a Village People LP!

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

Merry Christmas From New York Shitty!

December 25, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Now if you don’t mind and Mister and I are going back to celebrating today’s holiday— Chez Shitty style! Assuming the keyboard for today’s bloggage New York Shitty’s editorial assistant: a little lass I like to call “Santa’s Little Helper”. Enjoy!

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Santa

December 24, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

From Greenpoint Avenue.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Shane

December 24, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

Taken December 23, 2010.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Starter: Gifts

December 24, 2010 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

From Greenpoint Avenue.

Miss Heather

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