The Word On The Street: Existentialist Angst
Filed under: 10002, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Lower East Side, Lower East Side Manhattan, The Word On The Street
Freeman Alley, 10002
Manhattan Avenue, 11222
Miss Heather
Starting Tomorrow: Greenpoint Holiday Craft Fair
This item comes courtesy of the New York Shitty inbox. Angela writes:
Hello my love!
Long time no talkie! Hope all is well with you and newyorkshitty… I’m hosting a craft fair in the Greenpoint Lutheran church of the messiah, where the greenpoint farmers market was recently shuttered…wamp wamp. I’m still in need of vendors and could use some extra help with publicity. Can you please put the word out! Would love to have you there!
- Minx Nails by Michie
- Max Wowch
- Cheek-ie
- Sodafine
- Ella Watson
- Dossier
- Nathan Gelgud
- Dirty Librarian Chains
- Glade Made (texas)
- Kim Zitzow
Starts December 4, 2010 at 10:00 a.m.
Lutheran Church of the Messiah
129 Russell Street
Brooklyn, New York 11222
Now At McCarren Park: Indecent Exposure
Filed under: 11211, 11222, Criminal Activity, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn
I feel compelled to bring this item (which was taken November 22nd by Miss Mousey Brown) to my fellow Greenburgers’s attention. She writes:
This young man is not a public urinator. He is an exhibitionist or public self- pleasurer. This was a little before school let out. This person fondled his genitals on top of his jeans for a minute while surveying the landscape of joggers, soccer players , and me. He pulled out his penis for about one minute, displayed it to all of the north-face of Bayard street and then he decided to put “it” away.
Can you imagine what it will be like when the McCarren Park Pool reopens? He’ll feel like a kid in a candy store! In all seriousness, please be on the lookout for this chap— and if you spot him “at work” call 911 STAT! This is gross.
Miss Heather
P.S.: For those of you who are wondering (you know who you are) and identification purposes this chap is purported to be rather well endowed.
New York Shitty Day Starter: Buggy’s Treefort
This picture was taken by Carnade and having seen this for myself I can personally attest that Buggy’s “club house” is quite impressive. Not only does it sport a microwave oven but also a mini fridge filled with (what else?) beer!
Miss Heather
New York Shitty Day Ender: Lost On McGuinness
Filed under: 11222, Crazy Cat Lady, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
I spied this filer while walking home from voting at P.S.32 this evening. If you have seen this handsome gentleman or know of his whereabouts please contact his people at the above-listed telephone number.
Thanks!
Miss Heather
A Moment Of Gratitude
What else can I say but…
THANKS!
Miss Heather
P.S.: You can see the complete list by clicking here.
The Word On The Street: People Of Note
Filed under: 11101, 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Long Island City, Long Island City Queens, The Word On The Street
Borden Avenue, 11101
Manhattan Avenue, 11222
What a difference a bridge makes!
Miss Heather
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