East Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Mixed Bag
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art
Taken August 3, 2010.
Miss Heather
MISSING IN EAST WILLIAMSBURG: Elliott
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Crazy Cat Lady, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn
I found these fliers up and down Bogart Street while going for a walk today. If you have seen Elliott (who, I would like to note, is absofuckinglutely adorable) or know of his whereabouts please contract his “people” at the above-listed telephone numbers. Thanks!
Miss Heather
Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Tie A Yellow Ribbon
Filed under: 11222, Dog Shit Signage, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic
From Monitor Street.
Miss Heather
East Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: ICE!
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn
This cool sight for this rather balmy afternoon comes from Graham Avenue.
Miss Heather
A New York Shitty Public Service Announcement: Hear Ye, G Trainers!
See this seat? It is located at the second bench on the Queens-bound platform of Crosstown Local at Metropolitan Avenue. Whatever you do, dear readers, do NOT sit in it. Why, you ask? Very simple. I was sitting next to this guy a short time ago. The operative word in the previous sentence is WAS. You see, I casually glanced over my shoulder to see this gent pull a full three inch long globber of snot out of his nose. Revolted— yet mesmerized— I could not turn away. It was like silly string. Or that magicians’ handkerchief trick. I had to know how it ended. And sure enough, I found out.
Not wanting to sully his slacks he wiped it smack dab on the seat next to his leg. Amusingly enough, after he divested both nostrils of unwanted “material” this chap whipped out a napkin to wipe off his hands and his iPhone. No need to muck up his game of Tetris due to “sticky fingers”, I suppose.*
Miss Heather
*Yes, after this rather disgusting public display of personal hygiene (?) he played Tetris.
A New York Shitty Public Service Announcement, Part I: GILF
Filed under: 11206, 11237, Advanced Life Forms, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art
If Betty White is reading this.
You might be interested to know someone on Harrison Place likes you.
A LOT.
Miss Heather
Urban Fur: Abide
This handsome dude (or would that be dudette?) hails from The Big Lebowski shop on Thompson Street.
Miss Heather
FOUND IN GREENPOINT: One Happy Beagle
This lovely lass was found by the proprietress of Reclaimed Home. She writes:
Found this dog on McGuinness and Greenpoint Aves wandering around. Female, no tags.
If you know who this beautiful beagle belongs to please email her good Samaritan at: info (at) reclaimedhome (dot) com.
If her rightful owner is not found she will be placed for adoption. If this becomes the case I will post an update stating how interested parties can go about giving this gal the loving home she so richly deserves. In the meantime let’s try to get her home!
Miss Heather
P.S.: On a (somewhat) related note here’s something I learned courtesy of the peeps at Dog Habitat: you can report a found dog via 311!
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