Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: A Thought For This Holiday Season

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From North 4 Street.

Miss Heather

QUICKLINK: Broke A$$ Stuart

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

brokeassTHUMBI was approached a couple months ago by none other than the man behind the guides and web site, Stuart Schuffman, to write a piece for his weekly “Broke Ass of the Week” column. At long last  (Tuesday, December 1 at 2:00 a.m., to be precise) I finally tendered my response. Things get done at a glacial pace at Chez Shittybut they do get done!

Long story made short, as of this afternoon it is up. I lavish a lot of the love on the ‘hood best known as the Garden Spot of the Universe. It is well-deserved. Sorry Williamsburg, it’s our time to shine. Check it out!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Degentrification Watch: Noble Street

You have heard of Black Friday. You have heard of “Cyber Monday”. Today, dear readers, I introduce for your Thursday afternoon edification (and courtesy of the Greenpoint Historic District): Carbecque Tuesday!

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foodiej81 writes (via the comments for this post):

Totally unrelated, but did you see the shell of a car on noble street.  It is parked in front of a fire hydrant across the street from the synagogue. Looks and smells as if it was involved in a bonfire. The windows are blown, insides all charred, doors open wide did you hear about this? I was curious.

As it would happen I spied woman decorating her house nearby. She gave me the scoop:

  1. This car caught fire at 3:00 a.m., Tuesday, December 1, 2009.
  2. The flames shot up as high as two stories. Naturally the fire department was called.
  3. She has reported this lovely sight to the city. She has been told it is “on their list” to pick up.

There’s no word as to whether or not this car was torched or if it spontaneously combusted. However, given the time it caught fire, the severity of the flames, the already poor condition of said “ride” and the fact it sports no license plates whatsoever I’m leaning in favor of arson.

Good times.

Miss Heather

UPDATE, 6:15 p.m.: Here are more pix of Tuesday’s Camry inferno courtesy of a reader named Monica.

She writes:

Thought you might enjoy my pics of the car fire on Noble Street.  The woman forgot to mention the earth shaking explosion (gas tank??) that made us look out the window. And yes the flames were at least two stories high, although I didn’t catch them that high.

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Perched

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Street Art, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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Taken December 2, 2009.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Inbox: More Ado About The Viridian

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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Earlier this week I made light of the pool at the Viridian achieving a very Brooklyn hue.  Well, if my inbox is any indication, that wouldn’t appear to be the only thing that’s shaking at the house Magic built. Zan writes (in regards to the above photographs in an email entitled “Stay Classy Viridian”):

hey heather! have you seen the latest, greatest security system that has been installed at the huron street entrance to the viridian? wood planks- the doormen of the new economy!

Needless to say I had to see this in person. I was not disappointed.

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You know what they say:

Good fences make good neighbors.

This fence reminds me of the Berlin wall.

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As does this, for that matter.

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The security system (a one by two) has been disarmed.

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Something closely resembling a book shelf from a college dormitory has been erected in front.*

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And the facade is looking as Cold War fabulous as ever!

In all seriousness folks, two months free rent or otherwise, I cannot believe people are paying top dollar to live in this dump.

Miss Heather

*Which fell over when a truck drove by.

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New York Shitty Day Starter: On It

December 3, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

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From India Street.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Grimace

December 2, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From Kent Avenue.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Street Art Du Jour: Green Street

December 2, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

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Taken December 2, 2009.

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Green

December 2, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

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From Metropolitan Avenue.

Miss Heather

Overheard In Williamsburg: Glass Houses

December 2, 2009 ·
Filed under: 11211, Culture War, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

rockOrdinarily I would hand something like this off to my friends at Overheard In New York but this one is too damned good NOT to post here. Sorry folks!

I was walking down Roebling Street  at 3:00 p.m. this afternoon when a group of 15-something young men rounded the corner and proceeded to walk in front of me. I was trying not to pay attention to what they were talking about but after I overheard the following corker I was hooked:

…(she) said don’t throw rocks if you live in a glass house. I don’t live in a glass house; I live in the projects. That’s what I told the teacher!

God I love teenagers.

Miss Heather

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